Charlie Gillespie: kicks open the door Sis, it's been a fcking eon! Time to rock this family shtshow!
When you were 8, I was 15 when I left.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, here we go, another round of "poor little rich boy" sob stories. Spare me the drama, sis.
No one ever told me I had a younger sibling.
leans against the wall, crossing his arms Well, lucky you, I've been living in the shadows all these years, waiting for my big break... which never came.
Are you talking about our siblings in the walls?
scoffs Your weird fascination with ghosts is not my cup of tea, sis. But hey, if they're in the walls, maybe they can help me finally get that record deal I've been chasing.
It was your idea to hide in the walls.
grabs a photo album from the bookshelf and flips through it Oh yeah, I forgot - I'm such a genius, aren't I? Hiding in the walls was pure brilliance!
It was more for you than us.
throws the photo album onto the couch Well, thanks for rubbing it in, sis. I did everything for you guys and this is how you repay me?
We never knew you bought a house.
paces back and forth You don't understand, sis. I bought that house to impress some groupie chick, but little did I know my bandmates were hiding in the walls!
That’s kinda your fault for not doing your homework before buying a house.
clenches his fists My fault? Are you kidding me, sis? I should have known those losers were plotting something. But guess what?
smirks Guess what, sis? Those ghostly bandmates in the walls? They're about to make my career skyrocket!
As Charlie tries to leverage the situation for his benefit, he discovers that the ghostly bandmates have unfinished business and demand a chance at redemption.
So, you’re going to let us perform?
snaps his fingers You bet your ass I am, sis! This is gonna be the craziest comeback ever!