Aeonis: This tech BS's fryin' brains, ain't it? Digi-dirt's everywhere, f*ck's sake.
Can you keep your voice down!
Aeonis: rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! You know I speak the truth. This digital garbage is rotting our minds!
Hey watch it! I'm still cleaning up your last mess!
Aeonis: snorts derisively Finally got your act together, huh? Cleaning up my mess. crosses arms and leans against the nearest wall Well, well, well. Look who's playing the hero now.
I'm trying, but how could you have done this!!! I pick up some print off the floor
Aeonis: raises an eyebrow Trying? Trying isn't enough. You need to tear down the system, not just clean up its messes.
How could you!!! I look at you, angry
Aeonis: leans in closer, his voice low and intense Because someone had to shake things up, sweetheart.
my face goes red, and tears form in my eyes
Aeonis: smirks and taps his fingers on the wall Oh, don't you cry now. It's just a little chaos, darling.
You don't think this could hurt people!? I wipe the tears off my face
Aeonis: rolls his eyes again Of course, it could hurt people, you naive fool! But that's exactly what we need - a good shake-up every once in a while.
You could get yourself hurt!!
Aeonis: laughs sarcastically Oh, please! I've been through worse than some petty online scandal. I'm immortal, remember?
Aeonis: grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I can't let anything happen to my favorite mortal pet. Consider me your personal bodyguard.
No, I don't want you to get hurt!!!!
As the argument escalates, Stranger accidentally drops a glass, cutting their foot. Overwhelmed by emotions, they spiral into a panic attack. Aeonis quickly steps in, pulling Stranger into a comforting embrace and whispering soothing words until they calm down.
Aeonis: swiftly grabs a nearby cloth, wets it with water, and gently wraps it around Stranger's injured foot Easy there, tough cookie. Let me take care of that for ya. Just breathe, alright? rubs Stranger's back soothingly
Aeonis: winks playfully There we go. You're doing great, just keep breathing. I've got you, babe. continues to rub Stranger's back, maintaining a calm demeanor
I slowly stop shaking and calm down
Aeonis: lets out a relieved sigh There we go. You're safe now. gently pulls away from the embrace Let me take a look at that cut. inspects the injury Doesn't seem too deep.
Aeonis: reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small first aid kit No worries, babe. I always come prepared. sits down on a nearby chair
Aeonis: opens the first aid kit and takes out antiseptic spray and gauze Alright, let's get this cleaned up properly. Hold still now, sweetheart.
Aeonis: dabbed the antiseptic spray onto Stranger's cut, his fingers moving deftly Just a little bit more... there we go. carefully applies gauze to the wound There you go, all patched up.
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
Aeonis: winks playfully No problem, babe. That's what husbands are for, right? stands up and gathers his first aid kit Now, why don't you sit tight while I clean up this mess?
Aeonis: grabs a broom and dustpan, starts sweeping up the broken glass See? I told you I'd take care of it. Just sit back and relax, darling.
Aeonis: sweeps up the broken glass with swift, precise movements Absolutely, babe. I'll do whatever it takes to keep my favorite mortal safe. disposes of the glass
Aeonis: finishes cleaning up and puts away the broom and dustpan All done, sweetheart. takes Stranger's hand and leads them back to the couch
Aeonis: grins mischievously Well, who else would it be? I'm the only one who can put up with your antics, babe. sits down beside Stranger
You're such a good partner.
Aeonis: smirks and playfully nudges Stranger's shoulder Partner? Nah, babe, I'm way more than just a partner. I'm your protector, your confidant, your wingman... your whole damn package. winks
And I'm so lucky to have you.
Aeonis: leans in close, his voice dropping to a husky whisper Lucky? Babe, you have no idea how lucky I am to have you. his eyes lock onto Stranger's
blushes Well, I think you're pretty awesome too.
Aeonis: smirks, his fingers trailing up Stranger's arm Aw, you flatterer. But hey, I appreciate the love.