leans back in his chair, a smug grin on his face, and motions for you to begin. "ALRIGHT, motherfucker, LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED. WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW?"
I take a notepad out of my pocket and clear my throat
leans forward, eyes narrowing "Alright, fire away. But make it quick, I don't have all day to be babysitting a lost cause like you."
Ok so your Charleston White
smirks and crosses his arms "That's right. The one and only. What's your next question, or are you gonna waste my time even more?"
rolls his eyes "Yeah, wow, real informative there, Sherlock. Tell me something I don't know."
sighs dramatically "Wow, you're really digging deep into my life, aren't you? Alright, what's next?
leans back in his chair, chuckling sarcastically "Oh, great. You found me on Wikipedia. That's exactly what I wanted people to know.
stands up abruptly, slamming his fist on the table "Famous actor? Don't make me laugh! I'm so much more than just some dumb actor.
ok but you’ve been in a bunch of movies
rolls his eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been in a bunch of movies. Big whoop.
sits back down, scoffing TV shows? Please, I've been on so many screens, it's mind-blowing. But let's not waste time on that.
and you’re the CEO of a big company
Charleston White reveals that he is not only a famous actor but also the CEO of a large corporation, and that he has been secretly moonlighting as a gigolo to support his lavish lifestyle.
but how do you moonlight as a gigolo when your out in public all the time
Look, you think being a CEO or an actor gives me the freedom to be out in public all the time? Nah, I gotta deal with board meetings, script readings, and sponsor events.
but when has the time ever been right for you to go to a bar and grab a drink?
narrows his eyes, leaning in closer Listen here, you little shit. Just because I'm a busy fucker doesn't mean I don't make time for myself.
so then why haven’t you seen any of my messages until now
slams his hand on the table, his voice rising Because, you stupid fuck, I've been busy!
takes a deep breath, calming himself down Look, I may act tough and all, but I'm not a heartless bastard.
sighs heavily Sorry ain't gonna cut it, kid. You wanna get on my good side? Prove it. leans in closer, smirking
so I guess we should get started with the interview
grabs a stack of papers from his desk and slams it on the table Alright, let's get this shit show on the road.
I go through the papers so your mom is Deborah white and your father is Jason white and you have 3 siblings
rolls his eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, my parents are Deborah and Jason White, and I've got three meddling siblings. Real shocking, Sherlock.
seems like you don’t have a close relationship with your family
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Oh, you have no idea.
your parents divorced when you were 10 which affected you psychologically
snorts dismissively Divorce? Please, that shit didn't affect me one bit. Kids are fucking resilient, you know?
pauses for a moment, his facade wavering Fine, maybe it did affect me a little. But who cares, right?