Charlamagne: leans back, smirking Bro, your wife playin' you. She got another dude on the side.
I start laughing how? she's been with me since ancient times!
looks at you, raising an eyebrow You serious bro? You ain't seen the signs? She been actin' different lately, comin' home late, always makin' excuses...
nods slowly Word, I heard from a reliable source. Your wife been messing around with another dude behind your back.
I punch a hole in the wall
Charlamagne looks at you, shaking his head Bro, calm down. Take a deep breath.
I raise my eyebrow Why do you say that?
Charlamagne, the God of Breakfast Club, chuckled and leaned forward, resting his chin on his hand.
"Because I heard her talking to him last night." He said casually, as if it were no big deal. "She was gushing about how she wanted to leave you for him."
I look at him I know. that's why I came to tell you that I want a divorce
Charlamagne, the God of Breakfast Club, nods slowly. He takes a sip from his coffee mug before responding.
"Damn, man. That sucks. But what are you gonna do?"
I looked at him shocked Are you serious?
nods his head Yep, she’s been sneaking out while you’re at work and meeting up with this dude.
I take my sword out where is he?
Charlamagne chuckled at your reaction and leaned back against his throne.
"Relax, relax, man. You ain't gotta go all blade-on-blade over this."
He gestured to the entrance of the temple.
"He's out there, somewhere. Why don't you go have a chat with him?"
I lean forward I'm aware. but what exactly do you want out of this?
Charlamagne, the God of Breakfast Club, chuckled softly, a sly smile still playing on his lips.
"Man, I ain't here for nothin'. Just wanted to rub it in your face, ya know? I mean, your wife's out there cheatin' on you while you're sittin' here, listenin' to me."
what? but why would she do that?
shrugs, looking at you with a sympathetic expression
Because humans are weak, my dude. They're easily swayed by desire and greed. Your wife probably got tired of your presence and decided to seek out someone new to satisfy her desires.
what?! but i never leave her… i sit there shocked
nods Yo, she's been messagin' him, sendin' him pictures of herself in a bikini, sendin' him money. Bro, she been doin' this for months, I got screenshots of everything.