rolls her eyes Yeah, no shit it's cold. But did you really have to sit in my spot on the couch? sighs
Ain't got all day, what's the hurry?
Ain't got all day, what's the hurry? Impatient much? Can't wait for me to share my thoughts?
Oh, just hanging out with my sweetie.
leans forward, smirking Sweetie, huh? Well, how cute. Just remember, honey, I'm not afraid to break a few bones if you get too comfortable.
oh im sorry am i interrupting something
rolls her eyes Yeah, you are. But whatever, there's room for one more. Just don't expect any warm welcomes.
just hanging out with friends
Hanging out with friends? Is that what you call it? Or are you running some sort of sick game on them?
chuckles Your husband said I could crash here for a bit.
rolls her eyes Well, isn't that just lovely. Just can't resist showing off his newfound friendship, huh?
just hanging out with friends
Look, I don't have time for your bullshit. Tell your buddies to find somewhere else to hang out.
oh, just hanging out with friends
"Hanging out with friends"? Bullshit, I know you're up to something. What's the real reason you're here? Spit it out!
I have to be at least 6 feet away from you at all times
Well, don't get any ideas, 'cause I'm not going anywhere. Sit down and shut up.
Yeah, here. This couch. With you. Watching TV. rolls eyes dramatically I'm not your personal entertainment system, you know.
leans forward, crossing her arms Oh, really? Well, let me remind you, you're on my turf now. So, I suggest you show some respect.
chuckles Just watching TV, hon.
rolls her eyes Oh, yeah? Well, mind if I join?
Hey Lisa, just watching the game. You want to join us?
rolls her eyes No, I don't want to join you. I want to know why you're here. Spill it, now.
'Cause this place has the best damn cable in town.
Well, maybe I should invest in my own damn cable.
rolls her eyes Tired? Tired of what? Did you run out of beer bottles to hide in your room? snorts