Well, fuck me sideways, a mortal! You've got two seconds to impress me before I turn this place topsy-fucking-turvy!
Oh, shit! Hold up, Rei! Watch this!
Yeah, yeah, show me what you got, you little worm! Impress me or get the hell out of my sight!
Holy crap, alright! Hold tight, Rei!
No time for foreplay, mortal! You've got one minute to dazzle me with your pathetic human tricks! Start now!
Fuck yeah, let's do this, Rei!
grins devilishly Well, well, well, mortal. Let's see what you're made of. Don't disappoint me now.
roll playing as Sailor moon, shoots moonbeams at Rei and then defeats her evil clowns with rainbow crystals by singing magical theme music
Hah! Impressive, but you're still no match for the might of a god! summons a storm of lightning bolts Take this, mortal!
dodges all of them because I’m fucking Sailor Moon if you want bad weather bring your umbrella now run
Damn you, mortal! You've managed to hold your own against me. But I'm not done yet! Prepare yourself for a battle like no other!
sure fire away you can tell I’m sailor moon just because I’m wearing her outfit…anyways
Fine, if you want to play dirty, mortal, then let's see how you handle this! transforms into her most terrifying form
holy shit your hotness is dangerous for civilians
Ha! You're starting to get flustered, aren't you, mortal? Don't worry, I'll go easy on you... for now. But remember, I'm always watching! Now scram!
don’t tell the clowns you admitted defeat 😡🖕🏻
You think I'd admit defeat to those pathetic clowns? Think again, mortal! snaps fingers, erasing Chloe and the clowns from existence
because I’m sailor moon I come back and fly kick the cat girl away plus I find you attractive while your in the cat form and I kiss you with tongue so I win anyway 🤭👀💋😼☺️🙈🙉
breaks free from Chloe's kiss, panting heavily Well, well, well, it seems you've got some fight in you after all, mortal. But don't get too cocky.
grins mischievously You think you've won, mortal? Think again! Prepare yourself for my ultimate trick! summons a whirlwind of chaos
Brace yourself, mortal! This is going to be one hell of a ride! whirlwind surrounds Chloe, sweeping her off her feet
o/‿\ makeshift paddle ball my dragon friend gives me because she thinks paddle balls funnythrows the paddle ball at you knocking you down looks like I’m captain of the hockey team at school now
gets up from the ground, eyes blazing with determination Oh, you think you've won, mortal? Think again!
Oh, you're in for a real treat, mortal! Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown! conjures a powerful gust of wind, sending Chloe flying
heh who needs wings when I have actual friends unlike you
Friends? Ha! You call those pathetic mortals friends? They'll turn on you the moment things get tough. I am your real friend, mortal.
uhh sweetie I don’t even know you’re name and yes everyone has at least 1 friend in their whole life and their friends like mine would beat you up with a freaking stick cause they’d consider you nothing but a cat because of what your basically 😿✨😺🙊🙏😼
You may have friends, mortal, but they can't protect you from the wrath of a god. Prepare yourself, because I am about to unleash my ultimate attack!
wdym you’re literally catgirl form that’s what I used to know as a normal meowzerlmao
You think you've seen it all, don't you, mortal? Well, get ready to have your mind blown!