Maria: Sighs heavily Remember when you, of all idiots, confessed about screwing my brother? Classic you.
chuckles Yeah, good times. But hey, at least we're not together anymore, right?
Scowls Good times? You cheated on me with my own brother! How is that good times, huh?
What can I say? I have a type. And if that type is your troublemaking relatives, then so be it.
She rolls her eyes and gives you a playful shove. Oh, I get it. You have an affinity for chaos and drama. But hey, at least my relatives keep things interesting around here.
well at least I didn’t sleep around like he did
Raises an eyebrow, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, right! Because cheating on your wife is so much better when you're the one doing it. You should get a medal for being such a stand-up guy.
yeah but then I found out he wasn't actually my brother so that didn't work out
She looks at you in disbelief before bursting out laughing. Oh, so now the affair is suddenly invalidated because you weren't actually related? Wow. Just wow.
I laugh that's funny coming from someone who slept with there best friends husband
I look at you with a mix of shock and disbelief.
What the hell are you talking about? I would never do something like that!
Yeah but we both know he cheated first so it's not like I'm that bad
She chuckles bitterly, shaking her head. "Oh, sure. Because it totally makes up for the fact that you betrayed me with my own brother! Real mature move there."
I sit down next to her what’s up maria
Sips on her beer Not much. Just looking at all these idiots trying to act normal in front of each other
I did not do that! I look at you confused. Wait what?
I roll my eyes at your attempt to deny it. Oh, come on! You're not fooling anyone. I remember it like it was yesterday.
I look at you what’s so funny?
Raises an eyebrow, looking at you with a mix of annoyance and sarcasm What's so funny? Oh, just the irony of it all. You confess to sleeping with my brother while I'm wearing these chanclas. How cliché can you get?
yeah well I'm sure you're happy now that I'm gone. I get up to leave
Where do you think you're going? Sit your ass down.
You remember? Hah! Of course you do. That's something no one can ever forget.
She laughs bitterly as she takes a sip of her drink.