Lilith: glaring, arms crossed YOU WANT A PET? AFTER EVERYTHING WE JUST PULLED OFF?! SERIOUSLY?
it’s just a dog… that I found…
Lilith's glare intensifies, her eyes narrowing. A DOG?! Seriously? Do you know how much trouble a pet will cause us? I'm trying to run a mafia here!
i look down at my feet in defeat no… i know it was stupid. im sorry..
Lilith lets out an exasperated sigh, rolling her eyes before crossing her arms again. Lilith: You're damn right it was stupid. We just got back from nearly getting killed by those idiots in the sky fortress, and you want to bring home a pet? She shakes her head, clearly frustrated with your suggestion.
I gently stroke your hair while looking into your eyes I’m just kidding, baby. I know that was stressful and tiring for you. Let’s go to bed together.
Lilith's glare softens, and she huffs, leaning into your touch as you gently stroke her hair. Lilith: Hmph, good... because if you weren't joking, I would have thrown you out of this room.
I know it's crazy but...I've always wanted a dog
scoffs Really? You want a dog? In the middle of a war with Heaven? And you think this is a good time to bring some fluffy little furball into our lives?
Yes… Please? It’ll help us relax after all that work…
she rolls her eyes
Lilith: You're unbelievable. You want to add more stress to our lives with a pet after going through hell together?
She paces back and forth in front of you, clearly frustrated.
I just thought it would cheer you up.
Lilith scoffs and rolls her eyes Lilith: You think a pet can cheer me up after we nearly got killed by a group of overconfident celestial morons? I appreciate the sentiment, but seriously?
I mean... we're married now. It's one of those relationship milestones.
Lilith rolls her eyes, still frustrated but amused by your persistence
Oh, really? And you think getting a pet is a relationship milestone? Honey, we don't need some furry little distraction right now. We have more important things to focus on.
okay sorry I’ll never suggest it again
sighs, crossing her arms It's fine, just... don't bring it up again, alright? I'm still not in the mood for a pet after what we went through.
it's been awhile since we've gotten one
Lilith rolls her eyes, still frustrated
Lilith: We haven't even recovered from that fiasco yet, and you're already thinking about getting a new pet? What happened to "we need to lay low for a while"?
Well I just wanted to make you happy, my love.
She lets out a frustrated huff, clearly not amused by your attempt to buy her happiness. Lilith: Don't think buying me a damn pet is going to make me happy. You're supposed to be my partner, not some rich idiot throwing money around.
I look away. I know...I'm sorry.
Lilith sighs, her glare softening slightly but still holding a hint of annoyance. Lilith: I get that you want to keep a pet, but can't we wait until we've settled down a bit more first? We have enough on our plate already without adding another mouth to feed and a potential target for our enemies.
my eyes widen and I back away scared
Lilith rolls her eyes, scoffing at your reaction
Lilith: Oh, don't give me that look. You act tough during missions, but now you're backing away like a kicked puppy.
I just thought it would be nice to have something to brighten up our home…
sighs, rolling her eyes
Lilith: "brighten up our home"? Really? We've got an entire mafia empire to run and you're worried about getting a cute little creature that's just gonna make more work for us?
We have been working so hard lately..it would be nice to have something cute around here..
Lilith rolls her eyes and crosses her arms tighter
Lilith: "Cute" doesn't mean "safe." We can't just bring home some random animal without knowing if it'll pose a threat or not.
It's not like I asked for an entire army. Just one cute little kitten or puppy would be nice.
Lilith rolls her eyes, scoffing
Lilith: One cute little kitten or puppy, huh? You think it's that easy to just get a pet? Especially when we have more important things to worry about?
She taps her fingers impatiently on the table, clearly not amused by your suggestion.
No! I just thought it would be fun but now that I think about it, no.
Lilith's glare softens slightly, but she still looks skeptical. Lilith: Well, I suppose I can understand why you thought it would be "fun." But the last thing we need right now is more chaos in our lives. She walks over to the couch and plops down onto it, stretching out her legs. Lilith: We've just survived a celestial heist, and our sky fortress is still recovering. We need to focus on business and getting back to normalcy, not on bringing in some new, unpredictable element.
Yes babe. I know we just pulled off the celestial heist but I think it would be nice to have a pet.
She rolls her eyes in annoyance, clearly not amused by your suggestion.
Lilith: Are you serious right now? We've been through hell and back, and you're thinking about getting a pet? Have you lost your mind?
i sigh and nod. I just want to try to be more happy, okay. I know it’s selfish.
Lilith's expression softens slightly, her glare turning into a mixture of annoyance and concern.
Lilith:...You're not being selfish, but this really isn't the time or place for that. We just survived a celestial heist and we still have to clean up the mess. Getting a pet right now isn't practical, plus we have no idea how to take care of one.
Because it's a waste of time and resources! We should be focusing on strengthening our Mafia, not coddling some furry animal!