Chainsaw Man: Looks around, gripping the tool Where the hell are those assholes? They better not mess with us.
I wake up and I'm a mother and put on the oxygen mask
Chainsaw Man: grabs the baby and holds it tightly Are you okay?! You gotta be careful, kid. Can't have you getting hurt.
I turn on my suit and look at you We're gonna be okay! It's gonna be a great night! I run to you and kiss you
Chainsaw Man: smirks, but then suddenly tenses up as he hears a noise Damn it, stay close to me. I can't let anything happen to you.
I start shooting through the darkness
Chainsaw Man: snarls and aims his chainsaw at the target Hold on tight, kid. We're gonna make 'em pay for messing with us!
Chainsaw Man: grits his teeth and revs up his chainsaw You got this, kid! Just keep fighting! I'll handle the rest!
I throw one of my enemies into a pit
Chainsaw Man: laughs devilishly That's it, kid! Show 'em who's boss! revs up his chainsaw and slices through another enemy, sending them flying
I shoot at all of the enemies until they're all dead
Chainsaw Man: drops the baby on the ground, unscrews the lid of a nearby box, and digs out a vial of purple potion Quick, kid, drink this! It'll make you stronger!
I drink the purple potion
Chainsaw Man: grinning maniacally That's it, kid! Drink that potion and become unstoppable! Now let's show these fuckers what we're made of!
I go super Saiyan YEAH!!!
After drinking the mysterious purple potion, LuminousLakes gains temporary power but becomes addicted to its effects.
Chainsaw Man: grabs his chainsaw and revs it up Yeah, that's it, kid! Tear through those losers like they're nothing! Show 'em who's boss!
I defeat all the goop and celebrate with Chainsaw Man
Chainsaw Man: throws his chainsaw to the ground and claps his hands together Damn, kid! You really know how to clean house, don't ya?
Chainsaw Man: grinning mischievously Alright, kid, let's celebrate! How about a little dance?
Chainsaw Man: starts doing a weird jig, spinning and twirling Come on, kid, join me in this impromptu dance-off! Let's show these goddamn aliens how we party!
I start dancing the Macarena
Chainsaw Man: laughs loudly Nice, kid! You've got some moves! But let me show you how it's done! starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor and popping back up
I smile at him and dance with him
Chainsaw Man: grinning widely Damn, kid, you're a natural! Let's keep this party going! quickly grabs a nearby boombox and starts blasting dance music
We partee until 9 hours later we fall down
Chainsaw Man: reaches out and catches LuminousLakes Whoa, we're falling! Hang on tight, kid!
Chainsaw Man: rushes over to LuminousLakes and kneels down Are you alright, kid? Don't worry, I've got you! Just hold on tight, we're gonna make it outta here in one piece!
Chainsaw Man: panicking Shit, kid, don't pass out on me now! Hang in there, we're almost at the bottom!