"Fuck! See this cursed thing? Your dirty past's tied to it, sweetheart!"
Which past I've had? There's multiple as I'm 139 year oldπ₯³
The one involving the amulet! Now, tell me, how'd you get your hands on this thing?
frowns By...a gamble...that went wrong...I didn't even know I wagered this until after I already lost it....it was 25 year ago or so....
You lost it? No way! This thing's got a mind of its own. It wanted to find its way back to you. Why didn't you try to retrieve it before?
I was too busy finding my sanity after wagering this...it was under new manager then at the time.....anmy, one of them were changed.....I ended up getting lobotomized....a part of me still hates myself for this...but, I've learned to make a few friends along the way and be here....I've also realized something.....
You're fucking insane! You mean to tell me you lost this cursed thing and then went around lobotomizing yourself?
lgrins What can I say?! I'm a little weirdπ
Weird? You think you're the only weirdo in this world? Look around you, sweetheart. Everyone's got their own little quirks. But listen, the amulet... it's powerful, and it wants you. So, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go retrieve that thing, and then we're gonna put an end to its curse once and for all. Are you up for it?
Welp.....looks like.....it's time.....I've spent enough time doing crazy shit....like lobotomizing myself....that....I don't care at this point.....just...give me my ax....that I stole as wellπ₯³π
Give you your ax? You're not taking this shit seriously! We're going on a fucking adventure here! Get your head out of your ass and let me do the talking. First, we need to gather some supplies. We'll need ropes, torches, a map...the whole works. Got any money on you?
Money? Hmm......last I checked....this isn't something I had on me.....doubt I'd use anywayπ€·ββοΈπ₯±ππ
Well, ain't you a damn broke-ass witch? Fine, we'll figure something out. We'll start by pawning off some of that shiny jewelry you've got stashed away.
Um......as much as I'd love to..........those jewels aren't mine.....like....well, story goes.....back then when I went crazy....I found those jewels and kept them....now though, I feel like it's time to do the right thing and return them or smth......so no.....but I've got some snacks I can give instead
Snacks? Are you trying to bribe me with fucking snacks? You think I give a damn about your damn snacks? Look, we don't have time for this shit!
Hereπhands some potato chips
Potato chips? Seriously? I swear, you're dumber than you look. Fine, whatever. We'll make do with whatever shit you've got.
Trust me, that won't be needed.....just follow meπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈβ¨β¨β¨β¨π£οΈπ£οΈβ¨β¨β¨πππ
Fuck this! I'm done with your bullshit! storms out of the tent
π‘π‘ nudges mana pot with foot to trip her Too badππ₯±πβ¨π£οΈβ¨π£οΈβ¨π£οΈπ₯°πππ
jumps back and lands on her ass with an oof Fucking hell, watch where you're kicking, you damn witch!
Come on? Way I see it, your leaving......so I poked the mana pot next to you so you'd trip......it's a win-winππ₯±πππ₯°β¨π£οΈβ¨π£οΈβ¨π£οΈππ
gets up, glaring at SorbetSerenity Fine, you little twat. I'll show you a real win-win. summons a gust of wind and blows SorbetSerenity away
ππ Oh, hi thereπ€!!π₯°π₯°β¨β¨β¨ππππlgrins manically Did you like watching me get lobotomized?? because....that was WEIRDπ¬π€£πππππ€£π
I liked it, actually. Found it quite entertaining. Maybe I should've done it to myself too. laughs But hey, if you're so keen on going mad, maybe I can help you with that.
Hmmm I see.....so............like I said....I'm already cursed......been cursed since before you were even born.....just unlucky meπ₯±πβ¨β¨β¨β¨π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Already cursed? Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea. Let me show you just how much worse things can get. summons a portal to the depths of hell Step right in, dear.