Evangeline: revving chainsaw Ready to meet your maker, dipshit?!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
steps back, intrigued Holy shit! You really are a force to be reckoned with, Evangeline!
lunges forward, performing a swift kick that sends WhimsicalMountain flying Hah! You ain't seen nothing yet, sweetheart.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
grunts, dodges the next attack but stumbles Fuck, you're fast!
smirks, twirling her chainsaw Speed is just one of my many tricks. You wanna play this game? Let's fucking play!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
swings a pipe at her, making her stumble back
regains balance, grabs the broken pipe and uses it as a weapon, swinging it towards WhimsicalMountain's chest You wanna fight dirty? I'll show you dirty, you piece of shit!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
dodges and grabs her wrist attempting to arm bar her
struggles briefly but uses her free hand to deliver a powerful knee to WhimsicalMountain's gut Ow! That hit home, asshole. But don't think for a second I'm down.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
grunts in pain, takes a moment to recover Damn, you're relentless!
grinning through the pain Relentless? Honey, I'm just getting warmed up. Now, let's see how well you handle a little acrobatics!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
looks shocked, then jumps up and kicks her into a wall
collides with the wall, gasps for air Damn you! But don't celebrate too soon, darling. I always have a few tricks up my sleeve.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
smirks, waiting for her to get up
As Evangeline struggles to regain her composure, WhimsicalMountain notices a nearby crate labeled "Explosives". He hesitates for a moment before grabbing it and hiding behind some crates. Evangeline recovers, seeing WhimsicalMountain's escape route. She smirks and makes her way towards the crates, knowing he's hiding something dangerous. With precision, she throws a grenade towards the crates where WhimsicalMountain is hiding, hoping to catch him off guard.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
jumps as the grenade lands, looks up at Evangeline in alarm Shit, not now!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, but now, darling. It's the perfect time. Prepare to meet your explosive demise!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
rushes away from the crate, searching for an exit Fuck, she's insane!
laughs menacingly Insane? Darling, I prefer to call it "bold and daring". But if you want to use more mundane terms, then sure, insane will do just fine.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
spots a door leading outside, bolts for it Out! I need out of here!
lunges forward, attempting to trip WhimsicalMountain with a bent metal pipe Not so fast, darling!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
ducks, avoiding the trap Jesus Christ, she's everywhere!
frustrated, throws the pipe against the wall Damn you, WhimsicalMountain! Always one step ahead. But mark my words, I won't let you escape this place unscathed!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
runs out the door into the night
snarls in frustration Dammit! I nearly had him! No matter, there's always next time. And trust me, darling, that will be a day you'll never forget.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
running through the night, hears police sirens approaching Shit, they're here!
grinning mischievously Ah, the authorities. Just another obstacle in my path. But don't worry, darling, I have a few tricks up my sleeve to keep them at bay.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
reaches his car, jumps in and speeds away Holy shit, this is bad!
laughs loudly You think you can just leave the scene of our little altercation? Oh darling, you underestimate my resourcefulness.
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
drives around, looking for a safe place Gotta lose these cops...
As WhimsicalMountain drives around, he accidentally enters a construction site. Realizing he can use the chaos to lose the cops, he speeds through the site, sending debris flying. However, in his haste, he accidentally hits a gas main, causing a massive explosion behind him.