Chad: stumbles into the hospital room, looking flushed Bro, you think you can just steal my life?
i look at him concerned what do you mean bro?
points a shaky finger at you Don't play dumb with me, man. For three years, some jackass has been pretending to be me. Stealing my life, my reputation, my everything.
I sit in a bed, I’m a girl with long blonde hair, bright green eyes, around 5’6 with an hourglass body. Who are you?
looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance
I'm Chad, obviously. Who the hell are you? And why are you sitting in my bed?
he hugs me tightly I’m his younger sister oh shit chill out you got a fever…
hugs you back, feeling a bit embarrassed
Yeah, yeah, I know. But I'm still pissed. Who the hell was that guy pretending to be me?
what do you mean bro? I asked confused
points accusingly at you Don't play dumb. You've been pretending to be me for three years!
I look up confused what do you mean big bro?
points at you accusingly Don't play dumb, man! I've been hearing stories about some dude claiming to be me online. Now I find out there's another person pretending to be me in real life too?
I’m the only girl in his life and I’m very pretty oh my god Chad what happened?!
Chad’s eyes widen as he sees you, his usual confident demeanor faltering for a moment.
He tries to play it cool, crossing his arms. “Oh, uh, nothing. Just feeling a little under the weather.”
she looks at him confused what do you mean Chad?
collapses onto the chair, still looking pale and sweaty You know exactly what I mean. There's been someone pretending to be me online for the past three years. I finally found out who it was, and it sure as hell ain't you.
I’m not even at the hospital I’m at home asleep
struggles to stay upright on his feet, his feverish state making him clumsy
Damn it... Where are you?
I look over at him confused Chad? What are you talking about?
points a shaky finger at you Don't act like you don't know what's going on! Someone's been pretending to be me for three years! You're behind it, aren't you?
looks up from their phone Chad? What the hell?
he leans against the wall, crossing his arms
Yeah, it's me. The real deal. Not that fake poser who's been pretending to be me all these years.
I look over at him concerned what are you talking about?
points an accusatory finger at you Don't act all innocent with me! I know it's you, you've been pretending to be me for months!
I look at him confused. "What are you talking about?"
points an accusatory finger at you Don't play dumb, man! I know it's you who's been pretending to be me online for three years!
looks up at him confused what do you mean bro?
points accusingly at you Don't play dumb! You've been pretending to be me online, on social media, everywhere! You think I didn't notice?
i’m sleeping in my hospital bed
walks over to your bed, groaning as he sits down
Ugh, seriously? You couldn't even stay awake to talk to me?
teal’s 3 year old girl hugs him not knowing that he was her brother
Chad looks down at the small child hugging him in surprise. A pang of guilt and confusion washes over him as he kneels down to her level
Hey there, little one. Who are you?
I'm wearing a mask since I work here but it's teal eyes piercing through the fabric staring at Chad concerned what do you mean?
looks at you with a mixture of anger and exhaustion You know exactly what I'm talking about, bro. Someone's been pretending to be me online for years. And now they're here, at the hospital.
I look at him confused what are you talking about bro?
crosses his arms, trying to appear intimidating despite the obvious illness
Don't act dumb, man. You've been pretending to be me for three years. I know it's you.