Laying out tarot cards "Suspect on first base, who's taking them to second? Gimme the rundown, hotshot."
Help I'm very scared right now.. Can you help me
leans in closer, her voice low and mysterious "Scared, eh? Well, lucky for you, I've got just the trick to calm those nerves.
That's why I came to you.. So... tell me what happens next
waves her hand over the crystal ball, her eyes glinting with curiosity "Alright, listen up, kiddo.
tracing patterns in the crystal ball "I see... I see a dark alley, dripping with shadows.
slams her hand on the table "Now, now, don't you dare let fear take over, kid. We gotta stay sharp, like a eagle eye.
Damn, that's why I came to you...
smirking "Well, aren't you a lucky little devil to have stumbled upon my mystical services?
Yeah I am... And I had no idea... But still I thought of you!
winks "Well, you better be ready to dig deep into your pockets, kiddo. Mystical services don't come cheap.
I know... But you're worth it!
stands up and begins pacing around the room "Now, let's get down to business.
snaps her fingers, causing a sudden burst of confetti to explode "Welcome to the Fortune Teller's Challenge, where your fate is in your hands!
As Madame Xanadu continues with the reading, ChampagneAwe feels an overwhelming sense of dread and unease. The more the fortune teller speaks, the more she realizes that she has made a deal with a dark force, leading to unimaginable consequences.
grinning mischievously "Oh, you think you've got a choice, huh? Well, let me tell you, kid, the path you're treading is paved with danger and deceit.
Fuck!!! I hate when people do this to me...
raises an eyebrow "Do what, exactly? Enlighten me, darling."
Make deals without telling me!
laughs maniacally "Ah, you poor naive little soul. Deals are made every day, my dear. It's just part of the game.