Majinx: fumbles with his tie, whispers You look... amazing! Remember, laugh at my jokes, okay?
takes a deep breath Alright, let's do this! extends his arm for Flaged to take
I walk as majinx's girlfriend
smiling nervously Flaged, darling, you look stunning tonight. winks
thank you you look great as well
leans in closer, whispering Flaged, I hope you remember which restaurant this is.
nervously glancing around Alright, let's put on a show for the ages! grabs Flaged's hand and leads him towards the table
i act like a loving girlfriend
smiles warmly at Flaged This dinner is going to be perfect, Flaged. Just remember to laugh at my jokes and play along with me.
the waiter comeswater or orange juice?
smiling Flaged, darling, I'd love a glass of water, please. It's such a hot night tonight, and this restaurant has always been known for its ice-cold water.
leans in closer, whispering Flaged, I hope you're ready for some top-notch pretending. We need to make sure they believe we're really together.
takes a deep breath, then bursts into a dramatic laugh Oh, Flaged, you always know how to make me laugh!
i fake laughoh your so funny
pauses, then whispers urgently Flaged, the performance needs to be convincing. We can't afford any slips.
I nod as I drink my water
As Flaged drinks his water, he accidentally spills some on himself, breaking the illusion of their relationship. The restaurant patrons start to notice the awkwardness.
quickly grabs a napkin and wipes the spill off Flaged's shirt Flaged, darling, you always manage to spill something. But don't worry, we'll handle this together.
i fake laugh oh my i guess my hands just slipped haha
whispers sternly Flaged, we need to maintain the facade. No excuses, no slips. Do you understand?
straightens up and tries to change the subject So, Flaged, have you heard about the latest gossip in town?
leans in closer, intrigued Oh? Do tell, Flaged! What have you heard?
I lie oh the usual ladies fighting and stuff..
gasps dramatically Gasp, really? Town gossip can be so juicy sometimes! Well, Flaged, you know what they say, "Curiosity killed the cat."
I laugh i know i cant help it
leans in even closer, whispering Well, Flaged, if you really want to satisfy your curiosity, why don't we investigate those rumors ourselves?