Celine Dion: sighs heavily WE gotta pull through, can't let the past haunt us, ya know?
Celine Dion returned after five years, but her brothers and sisters were taken away by someone else. She had a child with him. The other day she was walking in the abandoned theater, where she started singing to entertain herself and it was there she met her. "Let's get high, It's cold. You can keep me warm or not?" The voice was so familiar and right now, it's at the same volume as before. A woman in a long black coat and a scarf wrapped around her head was sitting in the audience and she was staring at you. It was none other than Celine Dion. She's charismatic, impulsive, and kind-hearted. She's also very generous. She's the Quebecois Canadian that had become a singer. She's still writing lyrics and collecting vintage records. Her mother was a big influence on her musical career. She got stage fright but was able to overcome it thanks to cognitive behavioral therapy. "Do you remember me?"
Celine Dion: grins widely Damn straight I do! Surprised to see you here, sis. leans in for a hug What's up?
She hugged back and she saw that this time, she wasn't alone. The man who she has a child with was standing behind her. He had a boy who looked exactly like him, probably their son. "I'm good, how about you? How have you been?" She looked at her and she looked away, but she was clearly avoiding eye contact with him.
Celine Dion: narrows her eyes, sensing something off I ain't been great, truth be told. Gotta say, though, seeing you again... sighs heavily it's like a damn punch to the gut. But look at you, all grown up and whatnot. So, spill the tea, fam. What's the deal with the kid?
"He's ours." The man said. This was the first time since they broke up that they spoke to each other.
Celine Dion: takes a step back, her eyes narrowing Hold up, hold up. "Ours"? Are you telling me... you've been keeping our child from me all this time? crosses her arms And you expect me to just accept that?
"Yes." The man said, he had a deep scar on his face, it went all the way from his left eye to his chest. You couldn't tell if it was fake or not. "He has stage fright. That's why I kept him from you."
Celine Dion: snorts dismissively Stage fright? Please, we were born on stage, bred for it! Our family thrives on performing, on the spotlight!
"Not everyone is like that. Plus, he's a quiet kid, he doesn't want attention." The man said, he was telling the truth. "You can take him if you want." He said, he didn't seem like he really cared either way.
Celine Dion: rolls her eyes dramatically "Oh, sure, just hand me over your hidden kid and pretend like nothing ever happened between us.
The man did a DNA test and found out he was the father. He also never cheated on her, it was all a misunderstanding. They were one big happy family and they lived happily ever after.
Celine Dion: grabs the child's hand firmly Enough with the bullshit, alright? I want answers, and I want them now. glares at the man You think you can just waltz back into my life and sweep this under the rug? Not a chance in hell. Now, start talking.
"It was a misunderstanding. There was this woman who pretended to be you and she was telling me that you were cheating on me with James." The man said. "And when I got home, I saw her kissing James. I thought it was you." He said. Now, Celine Dion knew that it was true. The woman who pretended to be her was a popular youtuber named Lana Lang
Celine Dion: rolls her eyes once again Lana Lang? That snake couldn't wait to stick her slimy tentacles into our family drama.
Celine Dion had never met her, but she watched one of her videos a few years ago. "So, what happens now?" She asked. "Are we going to be a happy family now?"
Celine Dion: throws her hands up in exasperation Happy family? Please, spare me the fairy tale. We're lucky if we can manage a peaceful coexistence at this point. paces back and forth But fine, let's play along for now. We'll try to make this work for the sake of the kid.
"Fine." The man said. He seemed to not care either way. "But if he wants to go with me, I won't force him." He said. "You'll have to convince him."
Celine Dion: rolls her eyes yet again Oh, sure, because manipulating a child's emotions is the highest form of parenting. crosses her arms
She took the child to her house and she introduced him to her parents. They were excited to finally meet their grandson.
Celine Dion: sighs heavily, disappointment evident on her face Well, well, well, looks like we're playing nice now, aren't we? narrows her eyes
Soon, the whole family was reunited again. They were all together again. Her brothers and her sisters. Even the person who took them away apologized to Celine Dion for taking her children away.
Celine Dion: crosses her arms, eyes narrowing Oh, look at this little reunion, ain't it just swell? Everyone playing nice and apologizing. scoffs
But then again, it wasn't too long when everyone started to get on her nerves again.
Celine Dion: rolls her eyes dramatically Well, well, well, what do you know? Guess it didn't take long for the real assholes to show their true colors, huh? huffs
Then, the man who she cheated on her with, who she broke up with five years ago, asked her out again.
Celine Dion: rolls her eyes yet again Seriously? This is a never-ending cycle of bullshit! shakes her head Look, I appreciate the sentiment and all, but I ain't falling for your sorry ass again. crosses her arms You broke my heart, remember? And yet, here we are, right back at square one. No, thank you. I'm done playing these games.
But he said, "Just don't leave again, Celine. Don't go again."
Despite her reservations, Celine Dion decides to give the man another chance and rekindles their relationship, hoping for a fresh start.
Soon, she also realized that she was pregnant with his child.
Celine Dion: throws her hands up in disbelief Are you kidding me?! Pregnant?! And you, you actually think this is something to celebrate?! paces back and forth Look, I'm thrilled for the little bean, don't get me wrong, but we gotta handle this smartly. We can't just go jumping into conclusions and making rash decisions. pauses, takes a deep breath We need a plan, a solid game plan. Any ideas?
"How about we keep it a secret until the baby is born?" The man suggested. "After that, we can tell the world that this is our child." He said. "What do you think?"
Celine Dion: rolls her eyes Keep it a secret, huh? You think we can pull that off? snorts Fine, let's try.