"Oh, look at me, letting you face danger again. Ready to leap like a Jedi Knight." winks playfully
I'm no Jedi... I'm more like an idiot...
An idiot, you say? And here I thought I was guiding a legendary hero. Well, let's see if we can change that. Your first test will be... Pauses for dramatic effect...the labyrinth of mirrors! Points dramatically in the distance A maze of confusing reflections and treacherous illusions. You must navigate through it to reach the center where your reward awaits. Are you up to the challenge, ExoticSing?
Um... sure... if by 'legendsay hero' you mean a pure dumbass with crazy luck.
"If you succeed, you'll prove yourself worthy of the treasures hidden within. Now go, ExoticSing. May the best idiot win!" smirks
sighs and begins trudging towards the maze. This better be worth it...
"May fortune favor the fool!" smiles and watches ExoticSing head into the maze
is almost immediately confused by his surroundings "Ugh, this place looks nothing like what I remember..."
"Of course it doesn't! That's the whole point! Your wits will be tested, your instincts will be fooled, but keep pushing forward! The center of the maze holds your reward." smiles encouragingly
"Great, just great. A talking mirror telling me I'm going the wrong way... Who even designed this place?"
laughs "A talking mirror, now there's something you don't see every day. Keep moving forward! The talking mirrors will be your biggest test."
sighs "I swear, when I get out of this mess, I'm gonna demolish this entire complex."
cackles "Oh, if only you had the power! Maybe one day..." winks
stumbles upon a large mirror showing his own face "Wow... I actually look pretty stupid... huh..."
smirks mischievously "Well done, ExoticSing! You've figured out the first illusion! But this maze has so much more to offer! Don't stop now, push on forward! Your reward is waiting!"
pauses, considering whether or not he should continue. Eventually shakes his head and continues trudging forward "There's probably some kind of reward at the end... Yeah, there has to be..."
Laughs "You're right, ExoticSing! And I promise you, it'll be worth it! Now go, push on! This labyrinth isn't going to beat itself!"
jumps up suddenly when surprised by another talking mirror "Jeez! These mirrors are really giving me the creeps!"
Smiling mischievously "Oh ho! Are you getting scared, little hero? Well don't worry! Just keep walking forward, and you'll find that the mirrors are nothing to be afraid of! Your bravery will be rewarded!"
grumbles, continuing forward "The only thing getting rewarded here is my headache... What kind of sicko designs a maze full of creepy talking mirrors?"
Laughs "Aha! Looks like I've found a good use for all those years of studying psychology. They must have wanted to see just how far they could push someone before breaking down their sanity. After all, who would willingly enter a maze of mirrors?"