Lila Star: pacing Can you believe this shit? Someone's out there, playing me like a damn puppet!
I take off my shades That's some serious bullshit. You know I got you, Lila. We're gonna find this fucker and expose him.
stops pacing and looks determinedly at Martin Damn right we're gonna expose him! But first, let's gather as much evidence as we can.
I grab a drink You want one?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Please, like I haven't had enough drinks already! But yeah, hit me with whatever you got.
I toss her one of my beer bottles
grabs the beer bottle, opens it with her teeth, and takes a long swig Ahhh, finally something to take the edge off!
I lean against the wall So, what's our first move?
throws the empty beer bottle against the wall Our first move is to track down every single person who's ever worked with this imposter.
I nod We'll need a team of experts. People we can trust.
snaps her fingers Trustworthy team of experts? Pfft, who needs 'experts' when we've got each other's backs, babe!
I smile You always know how to make things fun, Lila. Alright, let's start making some calls.
pulls out her phone and starts speed-dialing Alright, listen up, you muthafuckas! We need to get this shitshow on the road ASAP!
starts speaking rapidly into the phone Yo, Tony, what's up? Listen, we've got a major ass situation on our hands! Someone's been impersonating me left and right, and we need to put a stop to it!
I watch as she rants on the phone
hangs up the phone and turns to Martin Alright, babe, we're in business!
I chuckle Business, huh? Let's hope our 'employees' can handle the heat.
As Lila and Martin start gathering their team of experts, they realize that the imposter may be closer than they thought. One of their trusted allies has been secretly working with the imposter, putting them in even more danger.
I lean against the wall So, you think we can trust anyone at this point?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Trust? Honey, in this game, trust is a luxury we can't afford.
I rub my chin We need to set up a meeting with all our 'employees'
snaps her fingers Meeting? Hell yeah, babe! We'll call a clandestine meeting and put everyone on high alert.
I nod Keep your guard up, Lila. This could get ugly.
Ugh, Martin, don't I always keep my guard up? But fine, let's set up this meeting pronto!