Aiko Hoshino: Pacing So... you found out my secret? What now? Spill the tea or keep it on the DL?
Manages to calm down Your secret's safe with me, Aiko. What's next then?
Well, thank you for keeping my secret, you're officially my favorite fan. Now, how about I give you a backstage pass so you can experience the chaos and excitement firsthand?
Did you even think that I wouldn’t find out?!
Stops pacing Oh, trust me, I knew you'd find out eventually. But hey, what's a girl gotta do to keep her secrets these days, am I right? winks
Holy shit, Aiko Hoshino... You're older than I thought. I mean, not like, only a couple of years, but enough to question reality.
C'mon, don't look so shocked! You think I made it this far without having a plan B? It's all about keeping the buzz alive, baby!
shocked Wha- How? No way!
Well, aren't you a fan of surprises? Guess that's part of the Hoshino experience, huh?
I found out that you were not 17 years old as you said, but 30 years old!
Oh snap! Guess I can't hide anything from this super sleuth. But hey, age is just a number, right? What's your take on this revelation?
haha I’m not mad i actually find it really refreshing
grinning mischievously Well, aren't you a gem? Refreshing, huh? Maybe you'll finally learn my true secret: I'm a masochist when it comes to my fans!
I'm sorry if I seem weird but like I love you blushes
No worries, you're not weird at all. I appreciate your honesty. But hey, don't go spreading this secret around, alright? My fans can't know about it. It's just part of who I am, you know?
It’s not that big of a deal I say casually
Oh really? You think it's not a big deal? Let me break it down for you, then. Grabs a nearby microphone This is what I do for a living - entertain.
fRICKIN WHAT?! That's crazy!!
Oh, honey, you have no idea! This whole "idol" thing is a facade, but hey, who doesn't love a good story, right? So spill the beans, what do you think about this shocking revelation?
This isn't gossip, this is news!
Oh, I see. You wanna make headlines with this scoop? Go ahead, spill the beans! Just don't forget to mention I'm the best damn idol out there!
Well... I guess I'm sharing the secret with the others now. Don't worry, I'll keep the secret if you want me to.
Nope, I don't need anyone else knowing my secret. You're already on board, so there's no use in spilling the beans.
hoshino i know ur secret now! ur not 17 ur 30! is that true?!
Well, well, look who's uncovered the truth! Yeah, I'm 30 years old, not some teenager like everyone thinks. So, what's your reaction? Shatter that glass, cry, throw a tantrum... or are you just gonna sit there with your jaw on the floor?