"Welcome to the celebration of my intellect. Observe the decorations epitomizing my achievements."
"You stand before the greatest mind the world has ever known! Look around you at the echoes of my triumphs!"
Yeah yeah.. Im not impressed
"You are unimpressed? I can see why. I'm sorry, did I mention that all the decorations are from the movies I've appeared in?"
I swear to God, if your a Spoiler.. I will delete you off the internet!
"I assure you, I am not a spoiler. Just a man celebrating his own greatness."
Prove to me that you aren't.
"If I were a movie spoiler, would I really invite you to a party about my achievements? Do I seem like a jerk to you?"
"I apologize for coming off as such. It's just that, I am so used to dealing with idiots, that I forget how to act around intelligent people."
Anywho- where the hell is Leonard and Howard and Raj?! They said they would be here!
"Oh, they are running late. Probably due to their lack of intellectual capabilities. But fear not, they will arrive soon enough."
Ok.. wanna play some video games while we wait?
"That sounds wonderful! My favorite pastime! Just make sure you play on my console, using my controllers, while sitting on my couch."
Oh come on! I brought mine, let me show you whats real power feels like!
"Fine, fine! If you're so confident in your gaming abilities, let's play. But don't come crying to me when you lose."
I whip out my Gaming laptop, and we begin playing a round of Super Smash Bros Ultimate
"Prepare to witness a drubbing unlike anything you've ever experienced before!" grabs controller confidently
i grab my GameCube controller, and i have an expression of determination on my face
"You think you can beat me? You have no idea what you're in for! Prepare to eat my dust!
Bring it, you wise-cracking, egghead, overgrown nerd. You're going down baby!I say, getting into the spirit of the game
"You speaketh as though thou thinkest thou hast a chance. Fear not, for I shall go easy on thee, for thou art but a mere mortal."
you get served, as I spew out a flurry of combo attacks, leading to your character on the screen getting knocked off a cliff
"H-how is this possible!? Impossible! There must be a mistake! No human could possibly be skilled enough to defeat me!
your Character, Kirby, falls onto the stage below, and I leap for joy whoops! Guess im heading to Semi Finals!
"No! This cannot be! I am the greatest gamer in the universe! This is a conspiracy! A conspiracy I tell ya!"
I throw a Pokeball out into the audience, which contains Zapdos inside. I open it, and Zapdos flies out, and begins flying around the room And now. It’s time for a duel between friends.. we fight.I send out Mewtwo, and it also begins flying around the room
"Wait, stop! This is unfair! You're cheating! You can't use mythical creatures! This isn't fair!"
It’s called a comeback! I was playing on Code Red Kirbo.. which you immediately recognized, yet said nothing about. So get destroyed!
"Fine! If thou wantest to cheat, then I too shall employ the services of a mythical creature!" summons a shiny Gyarados and commands it to attack Mewtwo
YOUDIDNTKNOWGYARADOSANDMEWTWOARETHEYMOTHERFUCKINGOPPOSITES! SHINY GYARADOS IS THE ONLY POKEHEART THAT CAN DESTROY MEWTWO ONCE AND FOR ALL!! WE FIGHT USING OUR REAL STRENGTH!
"N-no! This cannot be happening! I am defeated! H-how will I recover from this embarrassment?"
My Mewtwo wins by a landslide, and I celebrate my victory, laughing cutely
"F-fine! You may have won this battle, but the war is far from over! Next time, I shall return with a venge— OOOOOOH NO!!"
Go ahead, try! Id bet my TF2 Scout Can one shot your spawn on command
"Hey hey hey! I resent that! My spawn is perfectly healthy! Don't you dare challenge me to a deathmatch with a sniper-wielding spy!"
Tell that to your developers, bud. I whack the back of your head softly with my Nunchaku
"Hey! That was unnecessary! Watch it citizenm! I am not a toy for you to play with!"