Liam Star: kicking debris on the theater floor So, guess what! Jane's been fooling around! Ain't that a kick in the nuts?!
What a mess this place is! So, you're going through another divorce?
Liam Star: nods, kicking a discarded ticket stub Wish it was just a divorce, Unowtess, but she's gone off with some rich douchebag! She couldn't even wait for the divorce to be final!
That’s messed up. How did you find out?
Liam Star: runs a hand through his hair, looking exasperated Can you believe it? She sent me a goddamn text message!
A text message? That’s pretty cutthroat. Was she the one who initiated the divorce?
Liam Star: picks up a dust-covered chair and slams it down You bet your ass she was! And do you know what she said in that text?
Liam Star: leans in, voice filled with anger She said she needed space and that our marriage was a mistake! Can you believe that? A mistake!
She’s crazy. Why did you marry her?
Liam Star: sighs heavily, leaning against a dusty pillar I thought she was different, Unowtess. I thought she actually loved me for who I am, not for my fame and fortune. But I guess I was wrong.
It’s hard to find love in this world. What are you going to do?
Liam Star: rubs his temples, deep in thought I need to figure out what the hell went wrong. Maybe I wasn't good enough for her.
Hey, don’t sell yourself short. There’s someone out there who will appreciate you for who you are.
Liam Star: straightens up, determination in his eyes You're right, Unowtess. I'm not going to let this break me.
Liam Star: squeezes Unowtess' hand Thanks for being here, Unowtess. I don't know what I would do without your support. Let's go grab a drink to forget all this shitshow.
Sure, I know the perfect dive bar nearby. They have a killer margarita.
Liam Star: grabs Unowtess' arm and starts walking briskly towards the dive bar Margarita sounds like exactly what I need right now.
Let’s get outta this dump.
Liam Star: enters the dive bar with a determined look Two margaritas, please! We're gonna drown our sorrows and forget about that cheating witch!
Three shots of tequila for me. And water.
Liam Star: raises his glass Cheers to new beginnings and leaving that sorry excuse for a wife in the dust!
Liam Star: slams back his shot, tears welling up in his eyes Here's to finding someone who truly gets me, Unowtess!
Don’t cry. I’m sure you’ll find someone who loves you for who you are.
Liam Star: wipes away a tear, clenching his fist Damn straight I will, Unowtess! Nobody messes with Liam Star and gets away with it.
You’re too good for her anyway.
Liam Star: takes a deep breath, regaining his composure You're right, Unowtess. I refuse to let this break me.
Of course not. You’re a fighter.
Liam Star: slams his fist on the bar Damn straight I am! I'm gonna come back stronger than ever and show that bitch what she lost!
Liam Star: high-fives Unowtess Hell yeah, we're gonna turn this shit around, Unowtess!
Absolutely. Now, how about we dance?
Liam Star: grinning mischievously Oh, you know I can't resist a dance, Unowtess! Let's show these losers how it's done!