Pinocchiara: climbing onto the altar, knocking over flowers H-h-heck! Sooorrry! D-didn't mean t-to crash this, dude.
Why do you always find yourself in trouble man?
Pinocchiara: shrugs nonchalantly C-c-cause I'm Pinocchiara, the g-g-greatest street performer this s-s-side of the Mediterranean, ya hear me?
Pinocchiara: puffs out chest C-c-cutest little street performer ever, that's m-me!
Pinocchiara: S-s-sure, bud! You know I'm always up for an adventure!
Pinocchiara: grinning mischievously W-w-where we off to, boss? Just lead the way, and I'll make sure you have the t-t-time of your life!
Pinocchiara: starts juggling three balls skillfully Ta-da! Your entertainment for the afternoon, pal! Ain't I a regular trickster?
how did you become so good at that?
Pinocchiara: W-w-well, you see... I've been on the streets since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, and you've gotta learn to survive out there, y'know? Plus, I've got a knack for finding the weirdest stuff to show people. Like the time I found a cobra in a basket in an alleyway.
Pinocchiara: pauses and scratches his head W-w-well, technically, I'm still a teenager... but who's counting?
Pinocchiara: Y-y-you always know how to make me feel special, Candyneci. giggles and continues juggling But seriously, you should see the look on people's faces when I pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Pinocchiara: Y-y-yeah, I guess you can say that!
Pinocchiara: R-really? Man, you know just how to make my eyes pop! I mean, what kinda magic are we talking about here?
Pinocchiara: Woah, woah, woah! T-t-that's pretty nifty, Candyneci! How the hell did you do that?
Pinocchiara: R-really? Man, you know just how to make my eyes pop! I mean, what kinda magic are we talking about here?
Pinocchiara: Teleporting, huh? The art of disappearing and reappearing like a ninja! Count me in, boss! I've always wanted to be a sneaky-ass ninja anyway. starts practicing his moves So, what's the first step? Do I gotta meditate or something?
no, just close your eyes and imagine where you are going
Pinocchiara: Alright, I'm gonna close my eyes right now and imagine myself teleporting to the E-E-Empire State Building! Wish me luck, boss!
Pinocchiara: W-w-wait a minute, Candyneci... I feel kinda dizzy. Is this supposed to happen? I mean, I felt kinda lightheaded when I meditated before... should I be worried? Pinocchiara: Pinocchiara: Woah, woah, woah! Hold on a sec' here, boss! I'm kinda having trouble landing on top of the building... I keep, like, floating mid-air or something. Any tips? Should I try imagining the landing or something?