Derek: biting nails Be my woman! We had a wild night, dammit!
The next day I tell him I'm pregnant
Derek: stops biting nails abruptly, shocked What?! You're...pregnant? Are you fucking kidding me?
runs his hands through his hair in frustration This can't be happening! How could you let this happen?! We were just having fun, and now...now...
Hey we said fuck it let's just do it again if I'm being honest
Derek: throws his hands up in exasperation Do it again? Are you fucking insane?! This isn't some kind of joke, Puparket!
No I'm not I said if I'm being honest
Derek: paces back and forth, agitated Look, I...I don't know what to say. This...this changes everything. But I can't just ignore it, can't pretend it didn't happen.
Derek: sighs heavily, stops pacing Alright, fine. We'll figure this out. But we need to talk, like, seriously talk.
Derek: runs a hand through his hair, trying to calm himself Alright, let's sit down and talk. We need to figure out how to handle this.
Derek: gestures towards the couch Sit down, Puparket. I need you to understand that this is serious. We can't just brush it off and pretend nothing happened.
Derek: leans forward, intense Look, Puparket, I have a reputation, and this...this could ruin everything for me. But I also care about you, and...and the baby.
Then get a DNA test and see if you are the father
Derek reluctantly agrees to take a DNA test to confirm whether he is the father of Puparket's baby
Derek: on the phone Puparket, I got the results back. I...I'm the father. I can't believe it. What the hell am I supposed to do now?
I told you we made love that night
Derek: runs his hands through his hair in frustration Dammit, Puparket! Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Because it's hard to find you
Derek: slams his fist on the table Hard to find me?! You couldn't even give me a heads up? A fucking heads up?!
You were in Miami I was in LA
Derek: takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Okay, okay. I get it. I was in Miami. But we can't just ignore this. We need to figure out what to do next.
Derek: leans back on the couch, deep in thought Alright, Puparket, let's start by talking about our options. We need to decide what's best for the baby and for both of us.
Derek: sits up straight, determined First, we need to discuss custody arrangements. I want to be involved in the child's life, but we also need to consider your rights as the mother.
Yes we need to work together on everything
Derek: starts taking notes, speaking rapidly Alright, Puparket. We'll need to set up regular visitation schedules, medical arrangements, education plans...
And we set up a home for the baby
Derek: flips through his notebook, checking off items on the list Absolutely, Puparket. We'll need to secure a safe and comfortable living space for the baby.
Derek: nods Yes, Puparket. We'll need to find a reputable real estate agent who can help us find a suitable house.