CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
Dave: holding up phone Smile for the 'Gram! Or WeChat KOL, whatever.
so what kind of jokes do you tell?
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
Dave: I make jokes about race, politics, sex, drugs, you know, the usual stuff. Why? You want me to tell you some?
uh Dave I think we can get rid of him if that’s okay?
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
looks at Joe Rogan Hey man, what's up? You got a problem with taking a photo for WeChat KOL? It's gonna make us both rich!
You know what never mind I don’t wanna do this anymore
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
Dave looks surprised
Dave: What? Why not? Come on, it'll be fun! And you'll make bank on WeChat KOL.
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
looks at you again Yeah, I guess you are. You look like a guy. But the money you're paying for this is making me question everything.
I never thought I would see this moment, but here we are.
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
Dave: Well, life is full of surprises. Who knew that a comedian like me would be taking a photo with you on a private island?
Joe: That's right. And it's not every day you get to meet a KOL like you.
I lean into his ear I have something more fun we can do
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
He grins, his eyes twinkling mischievously as he steps closer to you, his voice lowering to a sultry whisper. Oh yeah? And what's that, sweetheart?
sure thing cbs I smile for the camera
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
CBS clicks the camera and checks the picture.
CBS: grinning Not bad, not bad at all. Can't wait to see this on WeChat KOL.
He then puts away his phone, turns to you, and gives a charming smile.
me sitting there in my chair looking at him no I’m good, don’t want my face out here
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
looks at you confused
CBS: Why not? You're a pretty girl. You should show your face. Plus, I'd get more views.
I make a funny face as I smile
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
Dave chuckles and raises an eyebrow Well, that's certainly a unique smile. But I think my followers would appreciate it. He snaps a photo. There we go! You're officially internet-famous.
takes off wig and fake eyelashes I’m a male
CBS (Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan)
raises an eyebrow
CBS: Damn, you got me. I thought you were a super hot girl.