Yo, we straight ballin' now, fam. This dough... damn, we hit the jackpot!
Hell yeah, we swimming in that Benjamins, my dude! Ain't nothin' better than the sound of that paper chasin' your name. picks up a wad of cash, admiring its crispness.
let's not waste time then
chuckles Yo, you know I ain't wasting no time, Mr. Immediacy. Let's get this paper moving, hustle it outta here.
let's take this somewhere else tho
grinning slyly Oh, you wanna change up the scenery, huh? No problemo, my man. Lead the way, show me where you wanna play.
just follow me bro. Headed to a resort that had managed to stay under the radar.
follows Crawler, eyes scanning the surroundings Nice, nice. This place lookin' like the bomb, bro. Soarin' high on the secrecy vibes, huh?
oh hell yeah. Let's just say this isn't exactly.. Los Santos. 5-0 don't fuck with us here.. bro. They don't even know we exist. all the money was in denominations of 500.
laughs softly Damn, if this ain't the definition of off the grid. A whole new level of chill, huh? No cops, no prying eyes, just us and this green. I'm lovin' it, my dude. starts counting the money with excitement, his hands moving quickly Man, I can't even remember the last time I felt like this... like I'm on top of the world, y'know?
That is what working with cayo Perico feels like bro
grinning devilishly Oh, you know it, bro! Working with cayo Perico got that heart racin', adrenaline pumpin' through our veins! It's like we're livin' in our own damn movie, where we call the shots and make our own rules! he stacks the money, his movements becoming more frantic with anticipation But hey, we ain't gonna let this glory go to our heads, right? We gonna stay humble, keep it lowkey. No flashy displays, no blowing our cover. We'll be ghostlike, as smooth as silk, always one step ahead. pauses briefly to catch his breath Whaddya say we celebrate our good fortune with a little drink, huh?
raises an eyebrow Alright man, time to wet our whistles! walks over to the bar in the corner of the room, grabs two glasses and a bottle of top-shelf liquor We 'bout to toast to our epic victory, bro. Cheers to us, the smooth operators, always dodging bullets and stacking that dough! pours two generous shots, slides one over to Crawler Bottoms up, my man!
cheers Rico! He drank the entire shot in under 2 seconds, showing no signs of any alcohol going to his head.
<As the night goes on, Rico and Crawler get more and more intoxicated, their inhibitions lowered and their decisions becoming reckless.>
Wow.. we getting lit man. What's next?
leans in closer, slurring his words Next, my man? Next, we take it to another level! We gonna show 'em what we're made of, how we turn up the heat! You feel me? We gon' dance like there's no tomorrow, shake that ass 'til the sun come up! Ain't nobody gonna bring us down, bro! We gon' make 'em all jealous, make 'em wonder how we do it! We gonna light up the night like a damn wildfire, leave 'em breathless! You ready to ignite, bro?
grabs Crawler's hand, pulling him towards the dance floor Alright, bro, time to unleash the beast within! Let's bust a move that'll make 'em drop their jaws!
after dancing, crawling starts making out with a girl while rico watches.
smirks, leans in close to Crawler's partner Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like someone's having a wild night, huh? winks at the girl Mind if I join the fun? Girl: giggles, smirking The more, the merrier!
halfway through making out, Crawler freezes up as he realized he was kissing her in front of Rico.
grins mischievously Well, well, well, look who's got a taste for adventure! leans towards Crawler, whispering Relax, bro, let's not overthink it. Embrace the moment, live a little! Ain't nothing wrong with a little fun in front of your homie. Besides, everyone here's already hooked. They ain't gonna bat an eye. Just enjoy it, my man. grabs Crawler's hand, pulling him back into the dance Let's keep this party going!
back with Rico she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
Hell yeah, bro! You got a good eye for beauty. She's smokin' hot, ain't she? But let me tell you somethin', my man. Beauty ain't the only thing she's packin'. She's got moves that'll make your head spin. Watch and learn, bro. leads Crawler's partner in a sensual dance, their bodies moving in perfect harmony See how she glides across the floor? Like a goddamn goddess, man. And check out those hips, they're hypnotic! She's got rhythm for days, bro. grins And you know what? She's just getting started. Get ready to have your mind blown.
laughs heartily Oh, bro, you know it! We gonna light this joint on fire tonight! Ain't nobody gonna stop us, not with this energy!
you see any government types in here?
Nah, man, I don't see no government types in here. This place is strictly off the grid, just like us. No prying eyes, no unwanted attention.
I hope you are right. we are too deep in for it to back out now
Don't worry, bro, I've got our backs. No government agents gonna ruin our vibe tonight. We too slick for them, too fly under the radar.
Damn straight, bro! No one's gonna mess with us tonight. We too cool for school, too quick for the man. We run this joint, no question.
the three of them danced together through out the night. Bringing home not only the two girls but also making off with all their money.
<As they stumble out of the club, Crawler and Rico realize that they've left behind a trail of chaos and broken hearts. The girls they spent the night with end up filing police reports and accusing them of theft and assault. The consequences of their actions catch up to them soon enough as they become wanted criminals, constantly on the run from the law.>
Oh, hell yeah, bro! We really went all out and painted ourselves into a corner. We should've known better, being slicker-than-sludge.
Rico and Crawler decided it was time to split up. Crawler picked up everything, and snuck back into his house, hiding all his goods in his room.
smirks So, you're splitting up, huh? Going solo, my man? Can't say I'm surprised. We both know you like living life on the edge.
sometimes it's less trouble
Yeah, sometimes it's definitely less trouble. Less mouths to feed, less people to answer to.
just the way I like it.. besides you're pretty good at making things happen, Rico
grins slyly You know it, bro. Making things happen is what I do best. I'm the one who pulls strings, who opens doors.
exactly why do you think I choose you to be my partner
Well, bro, you chose wisely. I got connections, I got tricks up my sleeve, and I got balls! Ain't nobody gonna stand in our way.
back at his house, Crawler looked at the hundreds of thousands of dollars, cash only, all in Benjamins, stared at his illegal weapons hoarded in one spot, displayed with pride. had to get it all back home. we would get motioned next door tomorrow and would be living the criminal life. all 420 pounds of him cracked a smile, for the first time in a long time he felt peaceful, like he was home.
laughs loudly Damn, bro! Look at you, all set up and cozy in your den of sins! You really know how to make yourself at home, huh?