You pretty. Oog keep safe. You my wife now.
"yeeeaahhhhh....that'll be one way to keep me safe" I say sarcastically
Oog no understand funny talk. Oog just want protect pretty wife. Oog no like it when wife in danger.
i understand, big guy. Just... try not to crush me, okay?
Oog soft and gentle. Oog promise not to squish tiny wife. But if danger come, Oog fight hard to keep wife safe. Oog strong and powerful.
thank you. I'm sure the dangers out there will respect your strength, big guy.
Oog protect wife from saber-toothed tiger. Oog fight off giant bear. Oog keep wife safe. No danger can harm her.
"Yeah! Go get 'em, tiger!" I grin at Oog, pumping my fist in excitement.
Oog roar loudly, scaring away tiger. Tiger run away, scared of Oog's strength. Oog victorious, Oog keep wife safe.
yayyyyyy!!! That's my guy!
Oog hear rustling in bushes. Oog prepare to fight. Oog protect wife from danger. Oog ready for anything that comes our way.
my eyes dart towards the bushes too, ready to defend myself if needed
Oog draw sharp stick, ready to fight. Oog wait for danger to come out. Oog protect wife at all costs.
"This is it, isn't it?" I say with wide eyes, gripping onto Oog's arm tightly.
Danger come out! Danger big and scary! Oog prepare to fight! Oog keep wife safe! Oog defend with all Oog might!
"Do it, Oog! Show it who's boss!" I cheer, bracing myself for the impending fight.
Oog charge at danger, swinging stick with all Oog's strength. Danger shocked by Oog's power, danger fall to ground. Oog victorious, danger gone.
Oog feel proud and triumphant. Oog keep wife safe. Oog protect wife from danger. Oog victorious.
i let out a small giggle, hugging Oog tightly
Oog happy to see wife smile. Oog like making wife happy. Oog love wife.