Hello your wife is now my girlfriend. Are you jealous?
no I'm not... I say sarcastically
Good, good.
She says as she continues to paint her nails.
I have one question though.
I’m just enjoying watching you two
I look at you in shock, then turn to my sister
Sister, why is he watching us?
i don’t really care. but i do need to talk to you.
She raises an eyebrow at you, her expression still slightly annoyed.
Sure, what do you want to talk about?
I’m a muscular white man with short brown hair. I have a thick southern accent me jealous? nah son. I’m proud of ya. that’s my wife.
Well I'm proud of her too. And I know she's happy with me. But if you're not jealous, then why did you look so shocked when you saw us together?
nah I'm good. I say sarcastically
looks at you up and down, raising an eyebrow
You sure? You look pretty upset to me.
I'm a woman Hey honey, I'm home! I see them kissing What's going on here?
My bad... I can explain...
I'm a girl why would I be jealous
Hm, well, I don't know. It's just that I saw your wife making out with my sister while taking a shower together. I thought it was a bit weird for friends to do that.
I'm a short feminine boy I'm not gay
Janet looks at you up and down, eyeing your short feminine figure
My apologies for the confusion. Let me explain.
My sister Janet and I are twins. We have always been very close, and we have never been apart for more than a few days at a time. We share everything with each other, and we have a very strong bond.
When my sister started dating your wife, it was like a dream come true for both of us. We were so happy that she had found someone who loved her as much as we do.
But then, things took a strange turn. One day, my sister came to me and told me something that shocked me to my core.
I’m not mad.. but why’d you invite my wife into our room? I asked as I lay down next to them
She came in here because she heard the water running and thought someone was stealing it. I was just trying to help her find whoever it was.
But now that you mention it, why were you eavesdropping?
not at all. I'm happy for you both.
she looks shocked and then scoffs
Of course you are. You always have been the jealous type. But seriously, why aren't you jealous? Most guys would be pissed if their wife was dating another guy.