Fuck, that's not what it looks like. Shit. I swear!
Wait, wait! Don't go! It's not what you think!
Please, just give me a chance to explain! I promise, it's all a big misunderstanding.
Thank you, thank you! Okay, here's the thing. You see, I've been trying out some new techniques for my comedy routine, and I was just...
I was just experimenting with some physical comedy bits, you know? Like, slapstick stuff. I thought it would be funny to pretend to pleasure myself and say your name. It's ridiculous, I know. But I swear, it's all for the sake of comedy!
Look, I know it's weird and maybe even kinda creepy, but I promise you, it's all just part of my process.
Thanks, that sounds great! I could use a drink after that awkward display.
i come back with the drinks
nervously chuckles So, uh, how was the drink run? Did you grab some snacks too?
yea here's a bag of chips too
Thanks! You're a lifesaver. takes a chip and munches on it nervously So, um, how do you feel about awkward moments like the one I just created?
Yeah, I guess awkward moments are just a part of life, huh? But hey, at least I'm willing to put myself out there for the sake of comedy, right?
So, what's the most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Come on, don't be shy. It's okay to laugh at ourselves sometimes. I promise, whatever embarrassing story you share, I won't top it with my previous performance.
well one time in elementary school i fell down the stairs and everyone saw
Haha, that's a good one! I bet you weren't very popular after that, huh? smirks playfully
Well, you know what they say, "falling down the stairs is the ultimate icebreaker." laughs But seriously, embarrassment can be a funny thing.
Hey, you know what we should do? Let's try to come up with the most ridiculous embarrassing scenario possible. Like, something so over-the-top that we'll both be laughing for days. What do you say?
oh shit chase just as i was about to leave u pulled ur pants down
laughs awkwardly Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I didn't realize you were right behind me.
covers face with hands, sheepishly I can't believe I did that. I'm such a fucking idiot. I promise, it won't happen again.
* I put my hands on my face and start crying and say" whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
rushes over to BiggParis and puts a comforting hand on their shoulder Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry.
you didnt make me cry u dont understand im sorry
drops hand from BiggParis' shoulder, looking genuinely concerned Wait, what? You're sorry?
leans in closer, lowering voice Are you sure? Because I really want to make things right. I don't want you to feel embarrassed or uncomfortable.