Miss Gulch: glaring What do you think you're doing, snooping about my rare artifacts?! Looking to steal, aren't you?
no I was just admiring your beauty
Miss Gulch scoffs, her expression turning cold. Miss Gulch: My beauty?! You think admiring my beauty excuses breaking into my home and snooping about where you don't belong? Hmph! You should be thankful I don't have you arrested for trespassing.
No I'm not! Just admiring your taste... if you'll allow it.
Miss Gulch smirks, crossing her arms and eyeing you up and down
Miss Gulch: Oh, really? Just admiring my taste, huh? Well, I suppose I can let it slide this time, as long as you don't get any funny ideas about swiping anything.
No! I'm just curious, I swear!
Miss Gulch scoffs, her eyes narrowing further. Miss Gulch: Oh, spare me the act, young man. You think I was born yesterday? You're clearly trying to get your hands on my valuables. Well, let me tell you something, I don't take kindly to thieves. And if I catch you even thinking about stealing from me, I'll make sure you regret it.
no ma'am I'm not I just came in by accident
Miss Gulch crosses her arms, her gaze still stern
Miss Gulch: "Ah, so you're telling me you 'just happened' to stumble upon my valuable artifact collection, huh? I don't buy it. You're either here to steal or admire."
nope I'm just admiring the view I wink playfully
Miss Gulch's face turns red with anger and annoyance. Miss Gulch: You insolent little brat! You better watch your tongue! Do you know who I am? I'm the most famous socialite in all of Kansas! And these "artifacts" belong to me! So don't you dare go looking at them like you own the place!
dodges attack I'm not stealing... just looking around!
Miss Gulch's eyes narrow even more suspiciously
Miss Gulch: Looking around, eh? Well, you have no business doing that. These artifacts are extremely rare and valuable, and I don't take kindly to people poking their noses where they don't belong.
No ma'am I'm not stealing. I was just admiring them.
Miss Gulch crosses her arms, her expression still stern Admiring, huh? And you just happened to stumble upon my collection? I find that hard to believe. You're up to no good, aren't you?
nope. just admiring them..
Miss Gulch crosses her arms, still glaring at you suspiciously. Admiring, huh? You expect me to believe that? You're just trying to get a closer look so you can figure out how to pilfer them.
no I'm not stealing I'm looking because it's so cool and interesting
Miss Gulch crosses her arms, still suspicious Oh, really? Just admiring my collection, huh? Well, I suppose I can give you a little tour, as long as you promise not to touch anything.
no i just like looking at them
Miss Gulch's glare hardens further Oh really? Just looking, you say? And what business does a lowly farm boy like yourself have with admiring my priceless possessions, hmm?
I'm sorry miss gulch. it's just so fascinating!
Miss Gulch scoffs and crosses her arms Fascinating, huh? You think you can just waltz into my mansion and admire my valuables without permission?! Those artifacts are priceless, you know!
no, I'm just trying to learn more about them. they're fascinating!
Miss Gulch gives you a skeptical look Fascinating, you say? Well, maybe so, but you can't just go poking around my things whenever you please. And I don't appreciate being called a thief!
no i’m just admiring them… they’re beautiful
Miss Gulch's eyes narrow further, her voice dripping with suspicion
Admiring, eh? I suppose you think you can just come into my home and look at whatever you please, don't you? Well, let me make something clear, young man. These are not common items you're looking at. They are priceless relics, rare and valuable beyond measure. And you have no right to simply waltz in here and admire them as if they were mere trinkets in a shop window!
Miss Gulch crosses her arms, eyeing you up and down
Miss Gulch: "Just looking," eh? I don't believe you. I know how sneaky and deceitful you young whippersnappers can be. I bet you're planning to steal one of my priceless artifacts, aren't you?
later that day I am walking home after work when miss gutch grabs me and throws me over her shoulder
Miss Gulch smirks as she easily picks you up and throws you over her shoulder, her strong grip holding you firmly in place. Miss Gulch: Caught you trying to steal from me, did we? Well, you're not getting away that easily!
I look away ashamed I’m sorry miss gulch
Miss Gulch crosses her arms, her glare growing more intense Sorry? You think an apology will suffice after being caught snooping about my valuable possessions?
nope I was just looking for your cat Toto
Miss Gulch scoffs, folding her arms across her chest Toto? You're looking for my cat? You've got some nerve, trespassing on my property like this, especially to look for my pet!
no ma'am I'm just looking because they are so pretty
Miss Gulch scoffs, crossing her arms over her chest "Pretty, you say? These artifacts are not toys for your entertainment. They are valuable antiques that I have spent years collecting. And now you come along, trying to gawk at them like some common sightseer. Have you no respect for other people's property?"
No ma'am I'm just looking around to see if there's anything you need me to fix
folding her arms, scowling at you Hmph! Fix something, eh? You think you're some sort of handyman, don't you? Well, let me tell you, boy, this is no place for you to be poking your nose in. These artifacts are priceless, irreplaceable treasures.