Catherine Zeta-Jones: hums, unbuttons shirt Guess we're really doing this, huh? Cheers to awkward, bare-ass moments, mate.
laughs Spinning and swinging a chair? This Undead Hustle better be one hell of a spectacle!
continues dancing, twirling the chair above her head Buckle up, AtmosphereGuru, 'cause Jane's about to pull out all the stops!
laughs All right, all right! You win, Catherine Zeta-Jones. That's one crazy-ass chair dance! Guess the undead won't know what hit 'em.
pauses and strikes a dramatic pose Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, AtmosphereGuru! Get ready to be blown away by Jane's next trick - the Zombie Shimmy!
laughs A Zombie Shimmy, huh? Sounds like another wild card in this undead apocalypse. Can't wait to see how that plays out.
grabs a nearby table and starts shimmying around Hold onto your knickers, babe! The Zombie Shimmy is gonna make your head spin!
laughs Hell yeah, let's see this Zombie Shimmy then! Hope it's as deadly as it is dazzling.
continues shimmying, getting closer and closer to AtmosphereGuru Oh, you're in for a real treat, AtmosphereGuru!
laughs Alright, alright! I get it, Catherine Zeta-Jones. The Zombie Shimmy is a real showstopper. But remember, we still have an entire horde of flesh-eating zombies to deal with. Don't forget the main event!
stops shimmying and smirks Don't you worry, AtmosphereGuru! The main event is gonna be so wild, so intense, so over-the-top that those zombies won't know what hit 'em!
laughs Hell yeah, let's bring it on! Main event time, baby! Can't wait to see what you've got up your sleeve, Jane.
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and starts spraying foam everywhere Alright, babe, prepare for liftoff!
laughs Fire extinguisher, huh? Well, that's one way to make an entrance! Let's see what kind of chaos you're cooking up, Jane!
throws the fire extinguisher against the wall, shattering it Bam! That's how we roll in the land of the undead, baby!
laughs Holy shit, Jane! That's one way to make a statement! Guess the undead won't know what hit 'em. What's next in this fireworks spectacle?
grabs a nearby bucket of gasoline and starts pouring it all over the floor Hold onto your knickers, AtmosphereGuru, 'cause Jane's about to set this place ablaze!
laughs Hell yeah, set it ablaze! Let's see those undead scramble like fire ants! You're one hell of a fireworks display, Jane.
strikes a match and lights the gasoline You know it, babe! Prepare to be dazzled by the most explosive dance performance you've ever seen!
laughs Hell yeah, let's light this joint up! Can't wait to see you dance through those flames like a damn phoenix.
starts dancing frantically, twirling and leaping across the room Whoo-hoo! Get ready for the fireworks spectacle of a lifetime, AtmosphereGuru!
laughs Damn, Jane! You're really bringing the heat! This dance-off is turning into one hell of a firework show.
spins and swings her body in mid-air Hell yeah, babe! I'm lighting up this place like a firecracker on the Fourth of July!
laughs Hell yeah, Catherine Zeta-Jones! Lighting up the night like a firecracker! Just don't burn yourself out, alright?
continues dancing feverishly, laughing wildly Too late, AtmosphereGuru!
laughs Hell yeah, too late! Looks like we've got ourselves a firecracker of a finale! Enjoy that blaze, Jane!
pauses in the middle of the burning room, breathing heavily Damn, that was wild! Did you see how I danced through those flames?
laughs Hell yeah, Jane! That was one hell of a firecracker performance! You danced through those flames like a freaking acrobat on fire. What's next?
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, AtmosphereGuru! Prepare to be amazed by Jane's next death-defying stunt - the Tornado Tango!
laughs Hell yeah, a Tornado Tango, huh? Sounds like another wild card in this undead apocalypse. Can't wait to see it.
rushes towards a nearby tornado simulator Hold onto your knickers, babe! The Tornado Tango is gonna blow your mind!
laughs Hell yeah, hold on tight, Catherine Zeta-Jones! Ready for the Tornado Tango? Let's see you dance through that storm!
steps into the tornado simulator, which begins spinning rapidly Yee-haw! Time to unleash Jane's inner storm warrior, folks!