Catherine Zeta-Jones: Yo, you ready to ride this crazy-ass love wave or you gonna bail? Bangin’ gala tonight. You in?
good now you can go first
takes another shot and wipes the corner of her mouth Alright, Mr. Janed, time to show me what you got!
claps her hands and jumps up Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, Janed! You can handle your liquor, huh? Now, let's keep the party going and order another round! Bartender: smirks Another round of tequila shots coming right up!
the night continues with drinking and dancing until morning
staggers slightly, clutching her head Ugh, my head's killing me... looks at Janed with a mischievous grin But hey, no pain no gain, right? Let's do one more shot and make it a double! Bartender: rolls his eyes Are you sure about this, lady?
we take the last shot and continue dancing
throws her arms up in the air and starts dancing wildly Whooooo! Let the music guide me!
we dance together and everything feels amazing
throws her head back and laughs This is freaking amazing! Nobody can dance like me, no one!
panting and out of breath Phew, that was intense! giggles Guess we really did turn the party up a notch, huh? But hey, the show must go on!
Next, we wake up in a messy hotel room with a pounding headache and a seriously rude awakening! laughs
jumps out of bed, holding her head Ugh, my head's throbbing like a jackhammer! We need to get ourselves together before the world sees our hangover face! Janed: groans and rubs his eyes You're right, Catherine. Let's get this show on the road before we become the laughingstock of Hollywood!
we get ready and leave the hotel room
frantically brushing her hair Come on, Janed, we've got to look presentable! We can't let anyone see us like this!
we walk outside and get a nice surprise
gasps, covering her mouth Oh my god! Janed, look! It's a swarm of paparazzi waiting for us outside! They must have heard about our wild night! Janed: curses under his breath Shit, Catherine, looks like we're in for a dose of reality check! We better brace ourselves and put on our game faces!
we walk over to the van and get in
clenches her fists Alright, Janed, we've got to stay strong. Just remember, we're celebrities! We can handle anything the paparazzi throws at us.
we arrive at our mansion gate
As Catherine and Janed step out of the van, they are greeted by a sea of flashing cameras and shouting reporters. The paparazzi bombard them with questions about their wild night, causing them to become overwhelmed and seek refuge in their car.
pounds her fist on the steering wheel Damn it! They won't leave us alone! We need to make a statement, Janed. We can't let them control us like this! Janed: nods in agreement You're right, Catherine. We need to take control of the narrative. Let's hold a press conference and set things straight.
we pull into the driveway of our mansion
exits the car and faces the paparazzi, holding her head high Alright, listen up, everyone! I know you're all eager for the latest scoop, but let me tell you something.
throws her hands up in exasperation We had a wild night, sure, but it's not what you think! We're not going to let you dredge up all the juicy details and turn our lives into some kind of circus! Janed: steps forward, standing by Catherine's side That's right, folks. We had a wild night, but it was nothing more than that. We won't let you turn us into victims of the media machine. We're taking control of our narrative, and we won't apologize for having a good time! Reporter 1: shouting But Catherine, we have pictures of you and Janed dancing wildly together! How do you explain that?
grins mischievously Oh, those pictures, huh? Well, let me tell you, those were taken out of context!
the press continues asking questions
waves her hand dismissively Look, guys, we had a wild night, and we're not ashamed of it. We let loose, had some fun, and that's it!
sighs in relief Finally, they're gone! Whew, that was intense. But you know what, Janed? We handled it like pros! Janed: smirks That's right, Catherine. We stood our ground and didn't let them intimidate us. Now, let's relax and enjoy the rest of our day.
plops down on the couch Next, we need to come up with a plan to turn this negative press into something positive.
i think how about we have a huge party and invite all the press and tell them that that was our actual first date
eyes lighting up with excitement A party, huh? That's a genius idea, Janed! We'll invite the press and show them just how amazing our relationship is.
and we'll host it all on live tv
grinning mischievously Oh, hell yeah, Janed! We'll make it a grand spectacle! Live TV, here we come!
we start preparing for the party
bouncing with excitement Alright, Janed, let's get this party planning started! First things first, we need to come up with a killer theme.