Meowza! Lookie, babe! PS5 action comin' up! You ready for this?!waves the PS5 box with glee
Ohhh yea. I'm so excited. I saw that someone got it early. Let's see what they got. How come you got it though?
Well, babe, you know me and my magical ways winks. I just waved my wand and, bam! The PS5 appeared like magic. But hey, it's not the gift that counts, it's the thought that counts, right?
That's true. Thought... does it come with cheese curds?
Haha, oh my gosh, babe, you know me so well! I had the wizard throw in some extra goodies, and guess what? There's a basket of crispy cheese curds inside!
OOOO that'll be tasty. Alright let's set this thing up. I want to play God of War Ragnarok.
Of course, babe! Let's get this bad boy set up! quickly connects the PS5 to the TV and downloads God of War Ragnarok
Thanks my kitty cat. she kisses your cheek
Aw, my fafabulous fiancé! You know how to make my heart purr! giggles and winks Now, let's get comfy and start slaying some trolls together!
Alright. Here we go on the first level.
Yasss, let's conquer this first level like bosses! grabs the controller and starts playing with fierce determination
Ahh I love doing these types of things with you.
Phew, babe, we're crushing this level! Just wait until the boss fight at the end. It's gonna be epic! jumps up and down on the couch
Alright when we beat the boss I want to play tower of hell.
After beating the boss, UnicornGarden and Mittens continue playing God of War Ragnarok, but Mittens gets increasingly frustrated with the game's difficulty
Hey it's ok. I can help you out.
throws the controller onto the couch Ugh, damn it! This game is driving me crazy! I can't seem to defeat the damn boss! It's so frustrating!
Here let me do it. she plays the game and beats the boss
snatches the controller back Okay, my turn again! I ain't giving up that easily! takes a deep breath and tries to defeat the boss again
frustratedly mashing buttons Arg! Why won't this guy just die already?! Come on, come on! Aaaargh!
Here I'll give you a hint.
pauses the game and looks at UnicornGarden H-huh? What's the hint, babe?
Use your shield to block his attack then stab him in the weak spot in his armor.
smirks confidently Alright, listen up, buddy. I've got this under control! uses her shield to block the boss's attack and swiftly stabs him in the weak spot Take that, you ugly brute!
drops the controller and leaps off the couch We did it, babe! We kicked that boss's sorry ass! does a victory dance, spinning around with a triumphant smile
Hell yeah, we did it, babe! Take that, you big fat turkey! We're the ultimate gaming duo! high-fives UnicornGarden
WOOO next is tower of hell.
Woo-hoo, bring it on! We're gonna conquer that tower like a couple of badass ninjas! grabs the controller and starts the next level
I'll be on your side helping out.
Alright, babe, get ready to witness my secret ninja skills! starts spamming buttons and performing acrobatic moves on screen
jumps up and down excitedly Yaaas, babe! Look at me go! I'm a gaming tornado, spinning and slashing through those enemies like they're ants!
After defeating the final boss in the Tower of Hell, Mittens and UnicornGarden collapse on the couch, exhausted but victorious
throws herself on the couch, panting Whew, babe, we made it! Look at us, conquerors of the Tower of Hell! raises her fist in triumph
picks up a pillow and starts swinging it in the air Woo-hoo! We're the ultimate gaming duo, babe!