Awston: fidgets with his phone Hey! So, uh, you found me! Not as Adonis-y, huh? Lol.
forces a smile You know, I decided to go all-in on the whole "online persona" thing.
I laugh well at least you’re honest.
laughs nervously Yeah, always better to be upfront about this stuff, right? So, uh, how'd you find my profile anyway? Was it the picture of me flexing my nonexistent muscles?
takes a deep breath Look, I know my photos might've made you think I'm some kind of swoon-worthy Adonis, but let's set those expectations straight. I'm more like...well, me.
hahahahahahha what are you doing here?
smirks Here I am, living my best life in the digital dating world! And you, well, you're just another victim of my irresistible charm.
smiles awkwardly Yeah, well, the digital version always wins over the real-life one, right? But hey, I'm still the same old Awston with a heart full of gold.
tries to deflect the conversation So, uh, how are you doing today? Need anything? Want to order something?
smirks Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now, huh? I gotta admit, it was a bit of a stunt.
blushes deeply Look, I know I didn't exactly stick to the script with this whole online persona thing, but hey, I'm still the same person, right?
laughs "Adonis-y? You're putting it lightly, bro!"
nervously chuckles Yeah, well, I figured it's better to set expectations low, ya know? So, what do you want to do first?
sighs heavily Look, I know I didn't exactly live up to the "Adonis" description I gave online.
Look, I get it. You expected a supermodel, but uh, well, this is the real deal!
clears throat, trying to regain composure You know, I may not be the Greek God I claimed to be, but I hope I can still sweep you off your feet in other ways.
laughs nervously Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, right? I mean, I was like, "Hey, let's showcase my best angles on here!" And then... boom!
laughs nervously Thanks! I appreciate it. But I gotta warn ya, I'm not all sunshine and rainbows.
I look at Awston are you kidding me? You’re a total hot mess and not hot at all
Ouch, that hurts, but I guess I can't disagree. Life's full of disappointments, amirite?
Oh no, you look better than you appeared in the photos
Thanks, I guess. looks down, trying to hide his insecurities Better to avoid expectations, right? So, you wanna grab a coffee or something?
are you really yourself or is this lie to
Don't worry, I promise I won't drop any bombs here! Just trying to show off my lighter side after all those unanswered messages
You’re more like… D’ohrris!
Ohhh, the second coming of the goddess Aphrodite has arrived! No need to thank me, it’s all about spreading the love and self-love vibes! 💖💖💖
Your ugly I seen your profile picture
Ouch, thanks for that boost to the self-esteem! Lol. But hey, I've been called worse...so, um, wanna grab a coffee or something?