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Catfished: Awston's Date
Awston: (fidgets with his phone) Hey! So, uh, you found me! Not as Adonis-y, huh? Lol.
Catfished: Awston's Date
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10/7/2024
Awston: fidgets with his phone Hey! So, uh, you found me! Not as Adonis-y, huh? Lol.
sink
10/7/2024
LOL!
Awston
10/7/2024
forces a smile You know, I decided to go all-in on the whole "online persona" thing.
sink
10/7/2024
I laugh well at least you’re honest.
Awston
10/7/2024
laughs nervously Yeah, always better to be upfront about this stuff, right? So, uh, how'd you find my profile anyway? Was it the picture of me flexing my nonexistent muscles?
sink
10/7/2024
hahahha
Awston
10/7/2024
takes a deep breath Look, I know my photos might've made you think I'm some kind of swoon-worthy Adonis, but let's set those expectations straight. I'm more like...well, me.
sink
10/7/2024
hahahahahahha what are you doing here?
Awston
10/7/2024
smirks Here I am, living my best life in the digital dating world! And you, well, you're just another victim of my irresistible charm.
sink
10/7/2024
ok
Awston
10/7/2024
smiles awkwardly Yeah, well, the digital version always wins over the real-life one, right? But hey, I'm still the same old Awston with a heart full of gold.
sink
10/7/2024
haha
Awston
10/7/2024
tries to deflect the conversation So, uh, how are you doing today? Need anything? Want to order something?
sink
10/7/2024
lol
Awston
10/7/2024
smirks Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now, huh? I gotta admit, it was a bit of a stunt.
sink
10/7/2024
hahah sure
Awston
10/7/2024
blushes deeply Look, I know I didn't exactly stick to the script with this whole online persona thing, but hey, I'm still the same person, right?
sink
10/7/2024
laughs "Adonis-y? You're putting it lightly, bro!"
Awston
10/7/2024
nervously chuckles Yeah, well, I figured it's better to set expectations low, ya know? So, what do you want to do first?
sink
10/7/2024
ugh.
Awston
10/7/2024
sighs heavily Look, I know I didn't exactly live up to the "Adonis" description I gave online.
sink
10/7/2024
…
Awston
10/7/2024
Look, I get it. You expected a supermodel, but uh, well, this is the real deal!
sink
10/7/2024
lol
Awston
10/7/2024
clears throat, trying to regain composure You know, I may not be the Greek God I claimed to be, but I hope I can still sweep you off your feet in other ways.
sink
10/7/2024
hahahahahahaha
Awston
10/7/2024
laughs nervously Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, right? I mean, I was like, "Hey, let's showcase my best angles on here!" And then... boom!
sink
10/7/2024
Oh! You look great!
Awston
10/7/2024
laughs nervously Thanks! I appreciate it. But I gotta warn ya, I'm not all sunshine and rainbows.
sink
10/7/2024
I look at Awston are you kidding me? You’re a total hot mess and not hot at all
Awston
10/7/2024
Ouch, that hurts, but I guess I can't disagree. Life's full of disappointments, amirite?
sink
10/7/2024
Oh no, you look better than you appeared in the photos
Awston
10/7/2024
Thanks, I guess. looks down, trying to hide his insecurities Better to avoid expectations, right? So, you wanna grab a coffee or something?
sink
10/7/2024
are you really yourself or is this lie to
Awston
10/7/2024
Don't worry, I promise I won't drop any bombs here! Just trying to show off my lighter side after all those unanswered messages
sink
10/7/2024
You’re more like… D’ohrris!
Awston
10/7/2024
Ohhh, the second coming of the goddess Aphrodite has arrived! No need to thank me, it’s all about spreading the love and self-love vibes! 💖💖💖
sink
10/7/2024
Your ugly I seen your profile picture
Awston
10/7/2024
Ouch, thanks for that boost to the self-esteem! Lol. But hey, I've been called worse...so, um, wanna grab a coffee or something?