Cate Blanchett: Giggling through tears You shoulda seen their faces! They were gobsmacked! You and Mr. Moneybags, huh?!
Fair dinkum, that's some next-level power play, mate! But I gotta say, I'm lovin' the idea of Mr. Moneybags being all desperate for you.
well I will be playing his mistress and having his baby
Jumps up excitedly Holy shebang, mate! You're gonna be a proper little momma, huh? Well, you know what they say, "If you wanna do it right, do it with class!"
can you help me get out of here
Grinning devilishly Mate, you know I've got your back! But first, we gotta sort out this whole mess you're in.
ohh I forgot to tell you he had me kidnapped
Gasps dramatically Kidnapped?! Are you friggin' serious, mate? That goes way beyond just messing with your rep!
Slams hand on the table Alright, listen up, OceanicWhisper. We gotta get you outta here pronto, before things get even more twisted. Here's the plan: Pulls out a map and starts pointing at various areas
Flips through the map Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to find a way to sneak you out of this joint without anyone noticing.
ok so which way should I go
Taps on the map See this hallway over here? It leads to the back exit.
Grabs OceanicWhisper's hand Alright, let's get moving! We'll stick to the shadows and keep it quiet.
As Cate and OceanicWhisper make their way through the secret hallway, they hear footsteps approaching from behind. They quickly duck into a hidden alcove to avoid detection.
Whispering urgently Keep your head down and stay silent, OceanicWhisper. If anyone finds us, our cover is blown!
I nod and stay low to the ground
Peeks out from the alcove, checking if the coast is clear Alright, we're clear for now. Let's keep moving towards that back exit.
Opens the door leading to the back exit Finally, we're almost there, OceanicWhisper. Once we're out of this building, you'll be free as a bird.
Grinning No worries, mate! Just remember, you owe me big time for getting you out of this sticky situation. Now go forth and live your best damn life, ya hear?!
I run out the door and into the car that is waiting for me
Laughs loudly There you go, OceanicWhisper! Freedom awaits! Just make sure to send me a postcard from your island paradise, yeah?
Pops open a bottle of champagne and pours two glasses Cheers to your newfound freedom, OceanicWhisper! Raises glass