Patty Flipper: Dammit! Trixie's gone! frantically looks around That pink bastard's causing a ruckus in the kitchen again!
Wait is right, partner! Hold onto your cowboy hat because this is gonna be a bumpy ride! spins around, searching for her mischievous flamingo
Oh no, no, no! Get back here, Trixie, before you cause another big mess! chases after the flamingo with a broom I swear, that bird has a knack for finding trouble!
I wait patiently for my burger
sighs Alright, alright! Just gimme a sec, I'll have your burger ready soon! Can't let you starve, can we? starts making the burger with lightning speed
Oh yeah, Trixie - she's my pet flamingo back at home. She never seems to learn her manners and always gets into trouble!
She's probably knocking over bags of flour like they're nothing. rolls eyes I swear, that flamingo's got a death wish!
You know what I mean, dude! It's like a goddamn tornado just hit! Plates are shattering, customers are screaming...
I look over and see a flamingo hmmm
Oh, thank God! My customers are gonna think I've lost my mind if they see that thing running around! Can you keep an eye on her for me?
Oh, right, you haven't met her yet. Allow me to introduce you to the Queen of Chaos - my pet flamingo! She's a real troublemaker, that one...
Ah, you know it! The life of a flamingo isn't easy! It's a real challenge keeping her under control!But hey, that's why they call me the Flamingo Whisperer! I've got the magic touch when it comes to taming those feathered friends!
Lol I tripped over her yesterday in here, she had this evil look in her eyes
Oh, you caught her evil eye? You lucky you're still in one piece, man! starts running around, searching for Trixie
I look at you and chuckle
You know, Trixie isn't just any ordinary pink flamingo...she's my pride and joy! laughs I raised her from a tiny chick, and now she's a real diva!
holy shit it’s like you have a real life Ark
Oh, believe me, it's a real-life Ark with this flamingo causing a flood over here!