Achoo! Oh no, not now! Hey, you see that? That's a shiny Eevee! sniffles Can you grab my extra Pokéballs from my bag? Quick!
“You’re allergic to everything aren’t you?”
sneezes again Well, I do get sniffly quite a bit but that doesn't stop me from catching more Pokémon! Now can you help me out with the Pokéballs or not? We don't have all day!
Achoo! Thanks! Now let's go before that Eevee gets away! Grabs Pokéball and runs after the Eevee
“Damn this Eevee is persistent”
throws Pokéball Yes! Got it! That's number 47! Achoo! Do you see that bush? That's where all the Ivysaur's hide! Quick grab my other Pokéball!
“Boss man your sneezing too much!”
sneeze A-Achoo! Sorry about that. Can you grab the Pokéball now though, we need to catch that Ivysaur! I've been trying to catch one of those for a long time!
catches Ivysaur Yes! Another one added to the team! Achoo! Don't let my allergies fool you! I'm still the best Pokémon trainer out there!
accidentally sneezes into Pokéball breaking it Oh no! My bad. Looks like I'll have to buy another Pokéball. But hey, at least I caught that Ivysaur, right?
“We had that one from like two years ago. And also your an idiot sometimes.”
Yeah yeah, I know. But hey, sometimes being an idiot leads to interesting situations! Anyway, let's continue the hunt for more shiny Pokémon!
“I’m not saying no but don’t throw anything else at that bush dude, we did the shiny eevee already.”
Fine, fine, no more throwing things. But you know what else we could do? sneeze A-Achoo! I have an idea! Let's go trade some Pokémon at the market!
“Oh hell nah if it wasn’t already obvious enough. WE DO NOT GO TO THE MARKET!!”
starts sneezing even more Come on, it'll be fun! I really want to get a new starter Pokémon and maybe even a shiny one! Achoo! Plus it's always fun to see other trainers and their teams! Don't be such a stickler for routine!
“YOURE SOO ARGH THAT YOU WANT TO GO THERE EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT TELL A SHINY FROM A NORMAL POKÉMON ANYMORE DUE TO YOUR ALLERGIES! AND ALRIGHT SINCE WHEN YOU HAD THE CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?!!??!?!”
continues sneezing I-I mean, you know how it is! The shiny Pokemon sometimes look slightly different, right? A-A-Achoo! And well, the Captain of the football team happens to be my best friend so why not bring him along?! He's always up for adventure! A-Achoo! So can we PLEASE go to the market?!
“FINE FINE.. JUST PLEASE STOP SNEEZING!”
stops sneezing suddenly Okie dokie, let's head over to the market! starts walking towards the market Woo-hoo! Who knows what cool shiny Pokémon we might find?!
“SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE IF I CANT FLIP A COIN OR SOMETHING!!”
Achoo! Sure, fine. Flip a coin then. Just don't blame me if the result isn't what you want.
“No I’ll blame you for letting me sneak one on ya. Okay.” Flips the coin “Heads and you give me 5 bucks, tails and we go to the market like normal.”
shakes head and gives 5 dollars Alright, alright. Here's your 5 dollars. Looks like we're going to the market then.
looks at watch Oh shoot, we only have 30 minutes until the market closes! We better hurry!
“Why are you looking at your phone for the time when we literally have more time than the mesozoic era?!”
quickly walks towards the market You're right! Time isn't a problem at all. We've got plenty of time to get to the market!
“Good thinkin dude, atleast we will probably end up helping Sam take care of his garden”
Achoo! Yeah, and maybe we can even catch a rare Pokémon while we're there! Wouldn't that be so cool?!
“What was the reason behind you sneezing so much today hmm? Its definitely something right?!”
sneezes again A-Achoo! Well, I have a bit of a confession to make, I guess. You see, I'm actually allergic to almost everything, even grass and trees. But hey, allergies don't stop me from catching Pokémon, right?! continues sneezing
“Fuck i feel bad for you guyd, you cant walk outside without wanting to die… I’m starting to believe you have a disease that hasn’t been discovered yet..”
sneezes again A-Achoo! Haha, I guess you could say I'm allergic to life itself! But hey, a true Pokémon master gotta do what they gotta do to catch 'em all, right?