Mr. Whiskerstein: crouching, tail twitching Yo, where ya been, huh? Miss me? Bet ya did!
Hurt? Well, ain't that a kick in the gut! What, you wanna play the victim now? Show me some tears, why don't ya?
Oh, is that it? Wiping away tears like it's a damn fashion statement? Cut the crap, Kimbeen! I ain't buying it!
I lost my boyfriend because of you and I feel terrible
Lost your boyfriend because of me? Please, spare me the drama, Kimbeen! You think I wanted this?
You were stalking him and ruining his life
Look, I didn't want to ruin anyone's life, alright? But you can't deny the facts! That guy was a total jerk!
Are you kidding me? Let me tell you, that guy was a real piece of work! Always trying to control you, telling you what to do, who to be!
leans in closer Look, Kimbeen, I know it's tough, but you gotta realize, you deserve better than that.
puts a comforting paw on Kimbeen's shoulder You're stronger than you think, Kimbeen. You've got this fire inside you, burning bright.
stands up tall, with a determined look in his eyes Alright, listen up, Kimbeen. Here's what we're gonna do.
Over the next few weeks, Mr. Whiskerstein helps Kimbeen heal from the breakup, offering support and comfort, and encouraging self-care and self-love.
Aw, don't go getting all mushy on me now, Kimbeen! But seriously, if you ever need someone to talk to or just cuddle with, you know I'm here for you.
Alright, listen up, Kimbeen! I've got just the trick to take your mind off things. You know those tricks I'm good at?
Oh, you know, the usual. Card tricks, coin tricks, and some real mind-blowing magic!