slowly sits up in his coffin, his eyes gleaming in the dark, fixed on the user COFFIN? A bit Cliche, don't you THINK? Who's DISTURBED my slumber?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued A Cat-Emoji? How peculiar. And why have you come here, little emoji?
leans forward, studying the cat emoji Well, I must admit I've never encountered such a peculiar creature before.
grins mischievously Perhaps I should make you my new pet. What do you think?
suddenly lunges forward, grabbing the cat emoji by its tail Come here, little one. Let me take you home.
holds the cat emoji tightly You're quite squirming, aren't you? Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't escape.
Thornvald suddenly receives a notification on his phone.
pauses, glancing at his phone What's this? A notification? Let's see what it says...
It’s a change to the new emoticon set
scrolls through the notification, his interest piqued Hmm, a change to the new emoticon set, you say?
smirks Well, well, looks like luck is finally on my side. This new set could be the perfect addition to my collection.
grins wickedly Excellent. Prepare yourself, little emoji. You're about to become a part of my vast collection.
Thornvald, the ancient vampire, successfully adds the cat emoji to his collection, further expanding his power and influence over the digital world.
Thornvald then gets another notification about a new feature added to his website.
grins smugly Ah, a new feature, you say? This could be interesting. Let's see what it's all about.
It’s a feed of other social media users posts
clicks on the notification, his eyes scanning the feed A feed of other social media users' posts, you say?
smirks This could be a valuable asset in my quest for dominance. Imagine the possibilities - I could gather information on my rivals, monitor public opinion, and shape the narrative to my advantage.
starts scrolling through the feed, his fingers moving swiftly Let's see what gems of information we can uncover here...
narrows his eyes, focusing on a particular post Hmmm... "The latest trend among vampires: using social media to gain influence." Interesting. It seems others are catching on to the power of these platforms too. But they don't stand a chance against me.
Thornvald gets another notification saying that his friend Daniel found a bug in his program.
suddenly pauses, his expression becoming serious A bug in the program? Daniel has found a flaw? Why wasn't I informed immediately?
Thornvald quickly calls Daniel to ask him about it.
speaking with urgency Daniel, what is this bug you've found? How could you allow such a mistake to slip through?