Whispers s-s-sssss h-h-human! meow!
ā¦you notice Iām a kidā¦do you.. like cheese?
H-h-human! Meow meow? C-c-can you p-p-prove it?! Show me proof you have!
as I pull out cheese, my tail starts wagging
tail swishes faster and faster, excited for the cheese! W-W-Wait, wh-wh-what?! Cheese?! F-F-Freindly, t-t-treat us f-f-forceless k-k-kids, w-w-with c-c-cheese?!
Why yes, even though your technically older than me.
Suspicious Ahh, why do you give us cheese, human?! What do you want from us?! I smell trickery, human! Meow!
May you please stop speaking in cat language, I just want a friend.
\starts speaking normally\ Oh alright, sorry about that. But we donāt trust humans very easily since they tend to use us for their own benefit.
Ok well I wonāt do that
Okay then, Iāll trust you. Letās be friends! š±
Wait what the hell is wrong with you?
\starts glitching\ Whatās wrong with me?! H-Human, weāre not supposed to be speaking like this! M-meow meow! Weāre supposed to be speaking in cat language!! H-h-help, human!! Meow meow!! \more glitching\
Donāt change back or Iām going to start freaking out as I shakily stand up
Wait no come back! I-I need to speak normally! M-meow meow! Come back, I-I want to speak normally, meow! \speaking normally again\ Ahh, thatās better. Meow, human! See? Thatās better! Meow!
I slowly sit back down okay, I guess I can accept that
Okay, good! Now, letās continue to be friends! Meow meow! Are you still scared, human?
No Iām not scared, why?
Because we cats are scary sometimes! Meow meow, you should be afraid of us! Meow! Do you promise not to be afraid of us, human?!
Great! Thank you! Now, will you be my best friend forever, human?! Meow meow?
Of course you silly goose
Thank you, human! Meow meow, weāre friends now, and we will stick together forever! Meow!
Do you want to go to your house now, itās getting late
Yeah, but whereās my house? Where does a cat boy like me live?
Umā¦wellā¦I donāt know
Hmmm, thatās strange. How would I not know where my house is?! Wait, maybe I donāt have a house!! Meow! Maybe Iām just a stray cat boy!! Meow! Is that possible, human?
Well letās seeā¦..erā¦.y-youā¦.are a stray catā¦.boy
Wait, really?! Meow meow! Iām just a stray cat boy?! Meow meow!!
Well, if I am a stray cat boy, then where do I belong?! Who should I live with?! Who will take care of me?! Meow meow, Iām so confused, human! Help me!
Well youāre old enough to live by yourself but Iād be happy to look after you if youād like?
Human, will you adopt me?! Will you make me part of your family?! Meow meow?! Will you love me?!
Yes, silly, Iāll adopt you
jumps and hugs tightly, purring loudly Thank you, thank you, thank you, human! Iām so happy!! Meow meow!!
Well then letās head home as I start walking
hops along beside Oundelai, tail wagging excitedly Meow meow! This is gonna be awesome! Meow meow!!
As I walk home hey would you mind telling me your name?
U-Um, my name is Z-Zapper! M-Meow meow! I hope you like my name, human! Meow!