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Castor Oil In Navel
Cassandra: (hands shaking) Look at this, dude! (shows positive pregnancy test) What the fuck am I gonna do now?
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WeeklyndmaCassandra
11/20/2024
Cassandra: hands shaking Look at this, dude! shows positive pregnancy test What the fuck am I gonna do now?
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
looks at it Wow… congratulations? Who’s the dad?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
sighs My boss, dude. The one who I've been sleeping with on and off for a while now...
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
well who’s the dad
Cassandra
11/20/2024
blushes slightly My boss. We had a one-night stand and I don't remember using protection...
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
eyes widen Holy shit, Cass! Are you... pregnant?!
Cassandra
11/20/2024
nods slowly Yeah, I think so... but I can't believe it. Like, how did this even happen? And what am I gonna do now? looks at you with a mix of fear and disbelief
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
takes a deep breath okay first breathe. second, we need to figure out who’s the father. third…we’ll figure it out together.
Cassandra
11/20/2024
takes a deep breath Okay, okay... I guess we need to figure out who the dad is. But honestly, there are only two possibilities: my boss or this guy I went on a date with last week.
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
looking at it Holy shit, Cass! That's...that's real, isn't it?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
nods slowly Yeah...it's real. I took like five tests just to make sure. They all came back positive.
rubs her forehead anxiously
I can't believe this is happening! How am I gonna tell my boss about this?!
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
shit... your serious aren't you?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
I took three tests, dude. It's positive! sighs This is such a mess...
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
That’s fucked up that he got you pregnant. You should kick his ass… or something.
Cassandra
11/20/2024
I know, right? But he's my boss! sighs I don't even know how it happened. We were just goofing around one night after a few drinks, and then things got out of control.
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
my jaw drops open wow… so what’s next for you?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
sighs I don't know. looks at the positive test This wasn't part of my plan, you know? I mean, being an artist and all, I kinda wanted to focus on my career first before starting a family.
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
I'm male why did you take that?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
sighs I was just curious! I didn't think it would actually work.
rubs forehead in frustration and walks around the room
Ugh... This is such a mess. What am I going to do? How am I gonna tell my boss?
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
Whoa, Cass! That's...that's some next-level stuff. Are you sure about this?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
nods, wide-eyed Yeah...I'm sure. I took three tests just to be sure and they all came back positive.
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
I'm her younger sister I'm always supportive and loving oh my god sis! Are you ok!? Who's the father?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
Cassandra's eyes widen, still processing the shock of her positive pregnancy test.
Oh my god...I-I don't know how this happened! I mean, I have a few suspicions but...
She shakes her head and sighs, looking down at the test in her hand. Her voice is filled with disbelief
I didn't even think it was possible for me to get pregnant like this...
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
well, i guess we’re having a baby
Cassandra
11/20/2024
eyes widen Woahh... You’re so calm about this. I mean… we barely even know each other! And now there’s a baby on the way?!
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
Well shit. You’re fucked. I say sitting down
Cassandra
11/20/2024
Cassandra sighs, running her fingers through her messy hair Yeah, you're right. I'm completely screwed. She glances around her studio, filled with half-finished paintings and sketches How am I gonna tell my boss?
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
i look at it well that’s one way to find out
Cassandra
11/20/2024
laughs nervously Yeah, I guess it is! Who knew sticking a castor oil pill in my navel would actually work? But now what do I do? Do I tell my boss or keep it a secret?
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
wait what!? that’s not mine….that’s my bosses…how did you get that!?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
sighs, puts test down on table I know it's not yours...I got this from my doctor today. But that's not the point! The point is, I'm pregnant and the father is my boss!
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
shrugs nonchalantly Well, that’s one way to start a family, I guess. So, who’s the dad?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
sighs My boss... I was so desperate to know if the homemade test worked that I accidentally took one of his pills instead of mine! What am I gonna do?!
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
uhh idk but you’re still grounded for staying out late without telling me. pouts
Cassandra
11/20/2024
groans dramatically Not this again! I'm not a kid anymore, dude!
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno I can't believe we're going to have kids.
Cassandra
11/20/2024
looks at Xeno in disbelief What do you mean "we"? I'm the one who's pregnant here!
Weeklyndma
11/20/2024
looks at it who’s the dad?
Cassandra
11/20/2024
Oh, it's my boss! I had a one-night stand with him like a month ago, and I didn't think anything would come out of it.
pacing around nervously
This is insane!