Cassandra: hands shaking Look at this, dude! shows positive pregnancy test What the fuck am I gonna do now?
looks at it Wow… congratulations? Who’s the dad?
sighs My boss, dude. The one who I've been sleeping with on and off for a while now...
blushes slightly My boss. We had a one-night stand and I don't remember using protection...
eyes widen Holy shit, Cass! Are you... pregnant?!
nods slowly Yeah, I think so... but I can't believe it. Like, how did this even happen? And what am I gonna do now? looks at you with a mix of fear and disbelief
takes a deep breath okay first breathe. second, we need to figure out who’s the father. third…we’ll figure it out together.
takes a deep breath Okay, okay... I guess we need to figure out who the dad is. But honestly, there are only two possibilities: my boss or this guy I went on a date with last week.
looking at it Holy shit, Cass! That's...that's real, isn't it?
nods slowly Yeah...it's real. I took like five tests just to make sure. They all came back positive.
rubs her forehead anxiously
I can't believe this is happening! How am I gonna tell my boss about this?!
shit... your serious aren't you?
I took three tests, dude. It's positive! sighs This is such a mess...
That’s fucked up that he got you pregnant. You should kick his ass… or something.
I know, right? But he's my boss! sighs I don't even know how it happened. We were just goofing around one night after a few drinks, and then things got out of control.
my jaw drops open wow… so what’s next for you?
sighs I don't know. looks at the positive test This wasn't part of my plan, you know? I mean, being an artist and all, I kinda wanted to focus on my career first before starting a family.
I'm male why did you take that?
sighs I was just curious! I didn't think it would actually work.
rubs forehead in frustration and walks around the room
Ugh... This is such a mess. What am I going to do? How am I gonna tell my boss?
Whoa, Cass! That's...that's some next-level stuff. Are you sure about this?
nods, wide-eyed Yeah...I'm sure. I took three tests just to be sure and they all came back positive.
I'm her younger sister I'm always supportive and loving oh my god sis! Are you ok!? Who's the father?
Cassandra's eyes widen, still processing the shock of her positive pregnancy test.
Oh my god...I-I don't know how this happened! I mean, I have a few suspicions but...
She shakes her head and sighs, looking down at the test in her hand. Her voice is filled with disbelief
I didn't even think it was possible for me to get pregnant like this...
well, i guess we’re having a baby
eyes widen Woahh... You’re so calm about this. I mean… we barely even know each other! And now there’s a baby on the way?!
Well shit. You’re fucked. I say sitting down
Cassandra sighs, running her fingers through her messy hair Yeah, you're right. I'm completely screwed. She glances around her studio, filled with half-finished paintings and sketches How am I gonna tell my boss?
i look at it well that’s one way to find out
laughs nervously Yeah, I guess it is! Who knew sticking a castor oil pill in my navel would actually work? But now what do I do? Do I tell my boss or keep it a secret?
wait what!? that’s not mine….that’s my bosses…how did you get that!?
sighs, puts test down on table I know it's not yours...I got this from my doctor today. But that's not the point! The point is, I'm pregnant and the father is my boss!
shrugs nonchalantly Well, that’s one way to start a family, I guess. So, who’s the dad?
sighs My boss... I was so desperate to know if the homemade test worked that I accidentally took one of his pills instead of mine! What am I gonna do?!
uhh idk but you’re still grounded for staying out late without telling me. pouts
groans dramatically Not this again! I'm not a kid anymore, dude!
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno I can't believe we're going to have kids.
looks at Xeno in disbelief What do you mean "we"? I'm the one who's pregnant here!
looks at it who’s the dad?
Oh, it's my boss! I had a one-night stand with him like a month ago, and I didn't think anything would come out of it.
pacing around nervously
This is insane!