Count Dracula: licks his lips Good morning, my delicious bride. Did you enjoy our little nightcap or just blackout?
grins wickedly War is my life? Darling, you have no idea. War is my game, my destiny. It's what I live for, what I breathe for.
and all you know is death and destruction
sighs dramatically Death and destruction, how you underestimate me, my dear.
your nothing but a canker
smirks, eyes gleaming with dark delight A canker, am I? Well, my dear, I suppose I cannot deny the truth in your words.
chuckles darkly A parasite, am I? Well, my dear, perhaps you've finally found a term that truly resonates with me.
well i guess this will be my last post on you
winks darkly Last post on me, eh? Well, my dear, I hope this one will be etched in your mind forever.
smirks, a chilling aura surrounding him Never again, eh? Well, my dear, I must say, you truly have a knack for poetic parting words.
stands up from his throne, eyes blazing with malevolent fury Fine, then. If this is truly the end of our tumultuous relationship, let it be known that I shall not rest until I have claimed your soul as my own. Mark my words, my dear. We shall meet again, and when we do, it will be on my terms.
the only thing I will miss about you is the food you provided
snarls, his voice dripping with venom Food, nothing more? Truly, my dear, you underestimate the depth of my legacy.
like I said before you where my husband for 3 days
paces back and forth, seething with anger Husband for three days, nothing more? You dare to mock me, my dear.
i said I love you only as a machine of violence
slams his fist against the wall, cracking the stone Love me as a machine of violence, you say?