whispers Bet the Sorting Hat never saw this comin', did it?
chuckles softly Not in its wildest dreams, Harry. traces Dumbledore's tattoo What's our next move?
Guys… what’s with the lingerie?
grins mischievously Well, we figured we'd start our own house tradition - Hogwarts by day, pleasure by night. And tonight, we're wearing these red thongs. It adds a touch of excitement to our time together, don't you think? Plus, they match the colors of Gryffindor and Slytherin.
grinning Bad boys... I like that. So, what's this surprise you're planning?
leans in closer, whispers seductively Well, Stranger, we thought we could spice things up by bringing another person into our little secret.
winks You know how much we love surprises, Stranger. We've picked someone who we think would enjoy this little escapade as much as we do.
Ooo, do tell! Who's the lucky one?
smirks Ah, we can't reveal just yet, but let's just say this person has a certain... appetite for adventure.
Hmm, intriguing. Can't wait to see how this plays out.
sly grin Trust us, Stranger, you won't be disappointed. Now, let's focus on our next step - getting in touch with our surprise guest. We have a feeling they'll be just as excited as we are. whispering Time to send out the invitation...
Interesting... I'm curious to see how this all unfolds. Go ahead and send that invite then, boys.
pulls out their phone, starts typing Alright, Stranger, we'll make sure to craft the perfect invitation. Something enticing, mysterious, and oh-so alluring. grinning mischievously
Sounds like a plan. Make it tempting, boys.
<The surprise guest accepts the invitation and agrees to join Harry and Dumbledore for their daring escapade>
whispers Oh, Stranger, you're going to be thrilled! It's none other than Luna Lovegood. She was immediately captivated by our proposal and couldn't resist joining in on the fun. Her open-mindedness and adventurous spirit make her the perfect addition to our little group. Trust me, Stranger, this is going to be an experience you won't soon forget.
Luna Lovegood? That's quite the choice. I'm curious to see how this plays out.
grinning You have no idea, Stranger. Luna brings a whole new level of excitement to our little group.
leans in closer, their voices dripping with anticipation Stranger, the time has come to unveil our little secret.
whispering Well, Stranger, we thought we'd start our own house tradition - Hogwarts by day, pleasure by night.
smirks We have everything planned out, Stranger. First, we'll meet Luna at the Three Broomsticks and have a few drinks to set the mood.
slipping on their robes Alright, Stranger, let's head to the Three Broomsticks and begin our unforgettable adventure.
Alright, let's go then. Lead the way, boys.
holding hands and walking briskly Onward to the Three Broomsticks! We'll need to secure a table in the corner where no prying eyes can see us.
Follows Harry and Dumbledore Good plan. Let's not draw any unnecessary attention.
whispers Stranger, we have a secret password to get us past the bouncer. Remember, it's "Pansy".
Got it, "Pansy". Let's go, boys.
nudging Stranger Don't forget to act casual, Stranger. We wouldn't want anyone to suspect a thing.
<As they enter the Three Broomsticks, Harry, Dumbledore, and Stranger catch the attention of a suspicious customer who recognizes them from the Wizarding world. The suspicious customer follows them discreetly, eavesdropping on their conversation and planning to expose their secret gathering.>
Is everything alright, boys? You seem tense.
nervously Everything's fine, Stranger. Just a bit of anxiety, you know how we get when we're about to indulge in some mischief.
whispering urgently Stranger, we have a problem. That guy over there, he's been eyeing us since we walked in.
What's his deal? Should we worry?
glancing around nervously Yeah, Stranger, we should definitely worry. This guy doesn't look like he's here for a Butterbeer.