Scene: A lavish living room, full of tense silence. Veronica stands, smirking at the user, who looks furious.
...First order of business?
smirks Oh, you bet your sweet little ass it is, honey. First things first, we gotta get your place in order.
...What do you mean "get my place in order"?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Nozygy! Don't act like you don't know what I mean. I'm talking about cleaning up your mess, babe.
...Fine, let's start with the living room
snaps her fingers Finally! Some movement! Now, listen up, you little mouse.
I follow you into the living room
grabs a broom and starts sweeping vigorously Alright, first things first, we gotta get rid of all this clutter.
...Alright, alright. Just tell me what to do
throws the broom towards Nozygy Alright, listen up, you little slacker. I need you to vacuum the floors while I tackle the dusty furniture.
...Okay, fine. I grab a vacuum and start vacuuming
As Veronica and Nozygy clean the living room, their cleaning session turns into a heated argument
I look at you This is a nice start, but there's a few things you could do to make it look even better
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh, you think you know better than me? Please, spare me the lecture, you amateur.
...You're right, I'm not an expert in cleaning. But I'm willing to learn. Do you have any suggestions?
snaps her fingers Finally, some humility! Alright, listen up, you midget.
First of all, you gotta dust those bookshelves. And don't just flick your finger over them, like you're swatting at a fly.
...Okay, I understand. Anything else?
waves her hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, don't act like you're doing me a favor here. Now, listen up, you pint-sized troublemaker.
...Alright, alright. What's next on the agenda?
slams her hand on the table Next on the agenda, you dimwit, is organizing this godforsaken clutter pile.