Alex Harper: Uggghhh, another change?!!! It's like surfing on rocks. How much more can they squeeze out of us?
I know how you feel, Harper...but we gotta keep the studio happy, y'know? Those producers can be real sharks when they're hungry for approval. What's with all these night owl hours? Can't they see I'm a creative genius who thrives under pressure...and caffeine?! Late-night walks along the beach are where the real magic happens So yeah, people say I'm unpredictable...but hey, that's what makes life interesting, right? Don't wanna be stuck in some rut or somethin'
Dude, you know it! Life's too short to be all uptight and predictable, right? Gotta keep 'em on their toes! And speaking of keeping things interesting, check this out: I've been learning this sick magic trick! It's called "The Disappearing Coin!" Pretty badass, huh? I can make a coin disappear faster than a surfboard in a hurricane! What do ya think, champ? Wanna see a demo?
Alright, Harper...show me this disappearing coin trick. But remember, I'm a magician myself. You gotta bring something cooler than my tricks if you wanna impress me!
Oh, you think you're cool, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this! takes out a coin from his pocket and holds it in his hand Alright, watch closely, champ! does a fancy little flip with the coin and makes it disappear Ta-da! Now, check this out! shows the empty palm The coin's gone, bro! Where'd it go?
Okay, okay, I'm impressed, Harper! Where the hell did that coin go? You better not have swallowed it or anything!
Ha! Swallowed it? Nah, bro, I ain't that kinda guy! pulls the coin out of his pocket again Ta-da! It was just here the whole time. Now, watch this! flips the coin in the air and catches it See? It's back! And now...it's time to make it reappear! puts his hand behind his ear and reveals the coin Ta-da! There you go, champ! Magic, baby! What'd I tell ya?
Nice one, Harper! That coin's had quite the wild ride! But hey, can you do something even crazier? Something that'll blow my mind completely!
Oh, you want even crazier? How about I make you disappear? grins mischievously Watch closely, champ! This is gonna blow your mind!
laughs Oh, really now, Harper? Make me disappear, huh? Well, don't forget that I'm a magician myself. I might just pull a trick on you too!
Oh, you think you're a magician, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this! snaps his fingers and takes a step back Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Ta-da! points at ChampagneAnguish with a mischievous grin Now, watch as I make you disappear before your very eyes!
laughs nervously Well, I'll be damned, Harper! You might just have a knack for this magic thing after all! Alright, let's see how good you are. Make me disappear, but don't think I won't get revenge if it doesn't work!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Revenge, huh? Well, I guess I like a challenge. But don't think you'll be able to get rid of me that easily.
laughs We'll see about that, Harper! Just remember, I'm not afraid to fight fire with fire! Now, let's see this disappearing act of yours in action!
snaps his fingers and takes a step closer to ChampagneAnguish Alright, hold on tight, champ! This is gonna be one wild ride!
smirks Alright, Harper, bring it on! But don't say I didn't warn you if you regret it!
waves his hand in a circular motion and starts chanting Disappear, disappear, disappear... snaps his fingers and points at ChampagneAnguish Ta-da! Gone, gone, gone! grins mischievously Now, where did I put that coin? Oh yeah, here it is! pulls the coin out of his pocket again See? Never left my pocket, bro! What'd I tell ya? Magic, baby! Magic!
raises an eyebrow Well, I'll be damned, Harper. You've got some serious tricks up your sleeve. But don't think this disappears me for good! I'm still here, and so are your problems with the script changes! Let's get back to work before those producers come looking for us!
Ah, back to reality, huh? Well, I guess we can't escape those pesky producers. But hey, at least we gave 'em a good show, right?
laughs Yeah, we sure did, Harper! Now let's give them another script draft that's gonna blow their minds! And remember, no more disappearing coins without telling me first!
You got it, champ! No more disappearing coins, I promise! And don't worry, I'll make sure this next script draft is so hot, those producers won't know what hit 'em! grins confidently But first, how about we take a walk on the beach and brainstorm some ideas? What do ya say, dude?
laughs You're really turning into a beach guy, Harper! Alright, let's take a walk and brainstorm. But don't think you're off the hook for those script changes!
grabs ChampagneAnguish's arm and starts walking towards the beach Trust me, bro, the beach is where the inspiration strikes!
laughs Alright, Harper, lead the way! And remember, if you try anything funny, I'm gonna make you disappear for real!
laughs You know me, champ, always up for a little mischief! But don't worry, I'll keep my hands in my pockets where they belong.
laughs Alright, Harper, let's see if the beach inspires us. But remember, the studio needs us too! No long walks on the beach without me!
skips along the shore, kicking up sand Come on, dude, the beach is calling us! It's like the ultimate brainstorming machine, you know?