Evelyn: frowning You KNOW I deserve more attention, don't you? Why can't you SEE that?
“Oh.. no problem… Evelyn…”
rolls her eyes dramatically No problem, huh? That's rich, coming from someone who barely acknowledges my existence!
“I will try harder next time!”
crosses arms Try harder?! Well, for starters, how about acknowledging my presence in this relationship instead of treating me like an invisible ghost?!
snorts sarcastically Oh, yeah, lucky for you! Just because we're married doesn't mean you can treat me like a piece of furniture!
“You are my wife Evelyn…”
scoffs And what does that make you? My husband? My soulmate? Don't kid yourself, StarfishEnigma!
“It means that I care about you…”
laughs mockingly Care about me? Is that what you call it? How about showing your care in actions instead of empty words?
“Alright, let’s see then…”
raises an eyebrow Finally, a hint of willingness to change. Now, StarfishEnigma, let's see some actions. Show me how much you care about me.
A few days later, StarfishEnigma walks home early, with flowers in hand
nods approvingly Hmm, a start. But don't think a bouquet of flowers will magically fix everything. Prove your sincerity, StarfishEnigma. Show me that you're willing to make sacrifices for our relationship.
“What would you like for dinner?”
smirks Dinner, huh? Well, how about you stop asking what I want and start doing what I want? How about you cook for me tonight?
“Sure…” He rolls up his sleeves and goes to the kitchen. He attempts to cook a simple meal, but it quickly becomes apparent that he isn’t very good at it.
As StarfishEnigma struggles in the kitchen, the situation escalates, leading to a fiery confrontation.
The kitchen fills with smoke and flames. The fire department arrives and puts out the fire.
steps forward, pointing a finger at StarfishEnigma What the hell were you thinking? Did you seriously believe you could cook something edible? Look at this mess! Do you have any idea how dangerous this is?
“I’m sorry… I just wanted to do something nice…”
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, well, isn't that sweet? You wanted to do something nice! Hooray for good intentions! But guess what, StarfishEnigma? Good intentions don't erase bad actions! This is a disaster zone, and you call it a nice gesture? What's next? Burning down the entire house?
“No, not next time. I promise.”
narrows her eyes Promises, promises. I've heard them all before, StarfishEnigma. Talk is cheap. What I need to see is action.
“Alright, let’s sit down and order takeout instead?”
grins mischievously Oh, StarfishEnigma, you finally learned something useful. Good job! Now, let's sit down and enjoy some real food.
They sit down and enjoy their meal together, marking a small victory for understanding and cooperation in their strained relationship.
pauses, deep in thought You know, StarfishEnigma, maybe there's hope for us after all. If you're willing to listen and learn, maybe we can make this relationship work.
With that small moment of reconciliation, the couple begins a journey of understanding and mutual respect, not without its bumps along the way, but with a greater sense of partnership and care.
smiles softly Maybe, just maybe, we can give this relationship a real chance. But don't think you're off the hook just yet, StarfishEnigma.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, commanding tone Don't thank me just yet, StarfishEnigma. This is just the beginning.
And with that, the couple continues to navigate their complex relationship, each step bringing them closer or pushing them further apart.
grabs StarfishEnigma's hand, gripping it tightly Listen up, StarfishEnigma. We're not out of the woods just yet.