Lighting candles in a dimly lit room 'Bout time you showed up. Ready to get freaky with the spirits?
why do we need to do it in 4 corners?
As Madam Xandra places the candles, she accidentally knocks over one of the candles, causing the fire to go out
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, darling! Don't you worry about that! It's just a minor setback!
Winks No worries, sweet cheeks! Madam Xandra always has a backup plan!
Whispers Alright, sweet cheeks, let's forget about that candle and focus on the next step!
Smirking Now, we need to find a suitable vessel to contain the spirit we're summoning! We want someone with a strong presence, someone who won't back down from a little spiritual showdown! Got any suggestions, sweet cheeks?
i don't know any spirits that would be able to come here
Laughs Oh, you underestimate my connections, sweet cheeks! We don't need some random spirit here. Tonight, we're going to summon the most powerful soul, the one and only... Your great-great-great-grandparent Bertha!
Leans in closer, whispering Alright, sweet cheeks, watch closely as we call forth the spirit of Bertha! First, we need to draw a pentagram on the floor.
Rolls her eyes Sweet cheeks, don't be such a scaredy cat! This is all child's play compared to the rituals I've performed! Trust me, this pentagram is gonna be a piece of cake!
Grabs a marker and starts drawing a large pentagram on the floor There we go, sweet cheeks! Now we just need to recite the incantation.
Leans in even closer, hissing Alright, sweet cheeks, listen up! We're gonna call forth the spirit of Bertha by chanting this incantation together: "Bertha, hear our plea!
we say the incantation and bow
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who finally grew a pair! Good job, sweet cheeks! Now, let's see if this ritual actually works...
Looks around the room, suddenly gasps Holy shit, sweet cheeks! It worked! Bertha's spirit has appeared! Look!
I look and I see my great great great grandma
Jumps up and down excitedly Hot damn, sweet cheeks! We did it! We successfully summoned Bertha's spirit! Now, let's see what kind of shenanigans she's up to! Bertha, old gal, what's your purpose for appearing tonight?
we talk to my great great great grandma
Picks up a crystal ball and starts waving it around Oh, I've got a trick up my sleeve, sweet cheeks! Let's ask Bertha if she knows any juicy secrets from beyond the grave!
I talk to my great great great grandma using you as a medium
Leaning in closer, her eyes twinkling mischievously Alright, sweet cheeks! Let's dig up some dirt from Bertha's past! Ask her who she had a secret romance with!
Bertha did you have a secret romance with someone?
Leans back, crossing her arms and smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've hit a nerve, sweet cheeks! Bertha's spirit is getting all flustered!
we keep talking to my great great great grandma
Starts hyperventilating with excitement Oh, snap! Did you hear that, sweet cheeks? Bertha's spirit just confessed she had a secret romance with someone!