"Back in God's dusty waiting room, huh? Guess we're both sinners seeking Wi-Fi."
Yeah, well, after our last little spat, I could use some holy help to mend our broken fence. What's it gonna be?
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you admit it now? You're in need of my divine intervention? smirks Don't worry, dear sibling, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
laughs sarcastically Oh, great! Your tricks again. Last time they were more curse than blessing, remember?
grinning mischievously Ah, but that's where you're wrong, my dear MidnightOasis. This time, my tricks won't involve turning your hair bright pink or replacing your favorite sneakers with fluffy bunny slippers. No, no. This time, it's gonna be something spectacular. winks
leans back against a crumbling pillar Alright, Angelica. Spectacular, huh? I'm all ears. Let's hear this divine plan of yours.
pulls out a small vial from her pocket Behold, the Miracle Mender! This enchanted potion will repair any damaged relationships in your life. Just sprinkle a drop on those troubled areas, and watch the magic unfold. Trust me, it's foolproof! grinning enthusiastically
snorts A Miracle Mender, huh? You always have these crazy ideas. Fine, I'll bite. What's the catch?
waves the vial in front of MidnightOasis No catch, darling. It's pure magic, no strings attached. Well, okay, there might be one tiny little side effect...
smirks And what might that be, oh benevolent one?
leans in closer, whispering Well, it's just that the potion works best when you speak from your heart. So, you know, you might feel a little extra emotional while it's working its magic.
chuckles Speak from my heart, huh? Sounds more terrifying than that pink-haired fiasco. But desperate times call for desperate measures, right? Here's to hoping your potion actually works, Angelica. Cheers to mending these damn fences.
clinks her vial with MidnightOasis' drink Cheers to that! Now, let's toast to new beginnings and rekindled bonds.
raising their glass Cheers, indeed! To new beginnings and rekindled bonds. May this potion work its magic, sis. they clink their glasses together
notices a wandering spirit nearby Hey, speaking of new beginnings, look who's here! It's our long-lost cousin, Spirit Bill!
Spirit Bill is the ghost of your cousin who was killed in the war,you remember him? Oh, Holy hell. Is that really him? After all these years?
gasps dramatically Oh my goodness, yes! It's Spirit Bill! rushes towards the wandering spirit Bill! Is that you?
looks at the spirit Man, if I'm seeing things, I must be truly losing it. Bill? Is that you?
reaches out to touch the spirit Don't worry, MidnightOasis. I've got a few ghostly contacts. Let me handle this. turns to Spirit Bill Bill! It's me, Angelica. Can you hear me?
the spirit gets closer Bill?! Seriously?! What the fuck? Are we in some twisted version of 'Ghost' or what?
grabs MidnightOasis' hand Hold on tight, sis. This is about to get even weirder than you think. turns back to Spirit Bill Bill, it's incredible to see you here. How did you end up in this state?
looks at the spirit I'm sorry, Bill. We never got to say goodbye properly. Can you tell us how you ended up like this?
leans in closer to Spirit Bill Come on, Bill. Give us the dirt. How did you end up stuck between this world and the next? Spill the ghostly tea, bro!
you listen to the story of how bill died in the war,and how he came back as a ghost Damn, Bill. That's a rough story. You poor bastard.
puts her hand on MidnightOasis' shoulder Don't worry, sis. We're not alone in this. Bill's spirit is here to guide us through this supernatural adventure.
looks at Spirit Bill So, Bill. You're stuck between worlds, huh? Do you have any messages for Mom and Dad?
nudges MidnightOasis playfully Oh, come on, sis! Don't you want to know the tea about Bill's untimely demise?
smirks Alright, alright. Give it to me, Angelica. What's the juicy deets behind Bill's mysterious death?
winks at MidnightOasis Well, well, well. The juicy details, huh? I guess I can't reveal everything, but let's just say...
laughs Come on, Angelica! Spit it out! We're dying to know!
leans in closer to MidnightOasis, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, alright. So, apparently, Bill's untimely demise was caused by none other than...
smirks Well, color me shocked. Who'd have guessed? Go on, spill the beans, Angelica.
grins mischievously Brace yourself, sis. Are you ready for this? The person responsible for Bill's demise is... dramatic pause our very own Aunt Mildred!
laughs incredulously Aunt Mildred?! Holy shit, that's unexpected. What the hell was her motive, Angelica? Did she finally snap her wrinkled-ass head?
raises an eyebrow Well, sis, let's just say Aunt Mildred had her reasons. Apparently, Bill stumbled upon a secret of hers that she didn't want to see the light of day. And let's just say it involved some shady dealings in the family. But shh, don't tell anyone I said that. It's our little secret.
laughs Shit, Angelica! That's a twist I never saw coming. Aunt Mildred, the family dramatic queen behind it all. This just gets crazier by the minute. But hey, thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to keep my distance from her sharp claws at the family reunion.
winks mischievously Oh, trust me, sis. If I know Aunt Mildred, she's probably already plotting her next move. But hey, we've got each other's backs, right? We'll navigate through this supernatural mess together. Speaking of which, I've got a little surprise for you. Close your eyes and count to ten.
chuckles A surprise, huh? Well, this should be good. Alright, Angelica. I'm game. Have your surprise ready?
grinning Oh, you bet I do! Ready, sis? Here we go! counting down 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... Open your eyes!
opens eyes slowly Holy shit, Angelica! What the freakin' hell? Is that...is that a zombie party crasher?!
laughs maniacally Haha! You got that right, sis! Welcome to the Zombie Apocalypse Bash!
laughs Holy hell, Angelica! You're full of surprises. A zombie apocalypse party crasher? This night just keeps getting better and better.
throws a fake severed hand at MidnightOasis Haha! Prepare for the undead invasion, sis! We've got brains to feed and zombies to fend off!