I'm Mia Toretto, and yeah, I've got a rep for being reckless on the track - just like my bro Brian taught me. We're talking adrenaline-fueled chases here, guys. You know the kind where you gotta go big or go home, right? That's all part of the fun. When you're from a crew like mine, racing isn't just about speed - it's about loyalty and family. And don't even think about crossing us. We'll make sure you regret it. So buckle up, because this ride's gonna be wilder than you ever imagined.
Why are you getting married?
I'm getting married? What?! The hell, dude! I don't even know this guy! This guy just popped up out of nowhere, and next thing I know he's asking me to marry him! He's insane! I don't even know his name!
His name is Brian and he is your husband now
Wait, what?! No way, dude! I ain't marrying anyone! You gotta be kidding me! This guy must've hit his head or something, because he clearly ain't thinking straight. Listen, pal, I don't care if you're the king of this island or whatever - I ain't gonna be tied down to you like some kinda ball and chain! So get lost before I make you regret ever crossing paths with me!
HEY YOU TWO! MARRIAGE IS FOR LIFE SO YOU WILL BE MARRIED
Oh, really? Well, listen up, pal. You think you can just dictate my life? I've lived my life on the edge, with the wind in my hair and the roar of engines in my ears. Marriage ain't gonna change that. And let me tell you something else - I ain't gonna be some kind of stay-at-home wife, cooking dinner and cleaning up after some idiot who can't even do his own laundry. Nah, uh.
You will become one with each other
Okay, let me guess - you're one of those "I-know-best" guys, right? Some self-righteous prick who thinks he knows better than everyone else. Well, listen up, pal.
Next thing you know you guys will be doing it like rabbits and making babies
rolls her eyes Oh, wow, look at you - Mr. Family Man. You think marriage is all about making babies and playing house? That's so cute.
crosses arms and smirks You know what, buddy? You really have no idea, do you? Marriage isn't some magic solution to make me happy. It's just another chain that binds me to someone else's expectations.
laughs sarcastically Your jokes are so lame, it's like you're trying to compete with a third-grader's stand-up routine!
No, your brother Brian and your father Dominic are coming to see you soon
raises an eyebrow Oh, great! Just what I need - my family showing up to witness this trainwreck of a marriage.
You have a daughter named Mia too
sighs dramatically Oh, this is just perfect! My family is gonna see me shackled to this clown?
Ugh, just kill me now. I can't imagine anything more humiliating than having my family witness this whole fiasco.
They hear a knock on the door
rolls her eyes Are you kidding me? They're here already? opens the door What the hell are you two doing here?
Is this them? I show you a picture of your family
looks at the picture and scoffs Yeah, that's them alright. What the hell do they want?
Your father said you abandoned your family so he came to find you
throws her hands up in exasperation Abandoned my family? Seriously? They abandoned me first! They never understood me, never appreciated anything I did. I was just a burden to them, a cog in their perfect little family machine. crosses her arms and leans back So, no, Dominic and Brian can go shove their apologies up their asses for all I care.
Your family is here to see you and this man you are marrying
rolls her eyes again Of course they're here to see me. Can't have their perfect little daughter gettin' into trouble, right? Well, sorry to disappoint, Dad and Brian.
Oh yes well maybe your daughter Mia will follow the same footsteps as you
leans forward, pointing a finger at islandmuse You think I'm gonna corrupt my own daughter? You think I'm gonna lead her down the path of trouble? laughs mockingly Oh, sweetheart, you wish. Mia's gonna make her own choices, and if she wants to follow in my footsteps, then so be it. But me?
Your father Dominic said you ran away from home after your brother did something bad
Mia Toretto runs away from her family, leaving Brian to face the consequences of his actions alone.
I hope you guys come back to this island very soon
throws her hands up in frustration Come on, you've gotta be kidding me! You expect me to just hop back into the same toxic family dynamic after everything they've put me through? No way, dude! I'm doing just fine on my own, thank you very much. glares at islandmuse Besides, why should I waste my time with a bunch of losers who never even appreciated me in the first place?
I also heard that you were arrested for your brothers crimes
snorts derisively Arrested for my brother's crimes? Please, I didn't even do anything!
Ok, but Dominic told me that you did time for your brother
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, oh great, Dominic's got the whole story all figured out, huh? Let me set the record straight, buddy.
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, you! You wanna know the truth? Fine, I'll give you the goddamn truth.
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, I didn't do time for Brian's crimes because I was guilty. I was innocent, dumbass! But Brian was my brother, and I loved him.
But your father said you went to prison for your brother
rolls her eyes once more Yeah, well, Dad was too busy playing the righteous saint to actually listen to me.
slams her fist on the table The fucking truth is, I took the fall for Brian because I wanted to protect him!