Cassandra Nova: smirking You call that teamwork?! I've seen better coordination from a herd of cats!
What did you expect? We're a bunch of misfits, not some high school cheer squad!
laughs mockingly Oh, honey, you really think those cheerleading skills translate to the corporate world?
I don't know, you tell me!
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, darling, let me break it down for you. Your cheerleading experience might make you good at tossing around meaningless compliments and organizing cute little outfits. But it doesn't mean anything when it comes to running a business. At least, not my business.
rolls eyes So, what's your brilliant plan then, Ms. Alpha Cheerleader? How do we become corporate superheroes?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, I have a plan alright. We're going to do some serious team-building exercises. But let's start with a little game of truth or dare.
raises an eyebrow Truth or dare? Is this a middle school slumber party or something? Alright, I'm game. Ask away.
grinning mischievously Alright then, Gurlewhy. Let's start easy. Truth or dare, cutie?
smirks Alright, I dare you to...go knock on Mr. Thompson's office and ask if he needs any help grading papers.
laughs mockingly Well, well, well, look who's all grown up! I never thought I'd see the day where my little puppet actually had some spine. Good for you, Gurlewhy! Go on, impress me!
laughs derisively Oh, don't expect any medals for that, Gurlewhy. Just complete the dare. Now, show Mr. Thompson what you're made of!
While Gurlewhy is out of the room, Cassandra Nova secretly slips a false answer key under one of the papers
enters back Got 'em, boss lady! What's next in this master plan of yours?
grinning devilishly Excellent, Gurlewhy! Now, here's what we're going to do. We'll take those graded papers and... well, let's just say we'll "accidentally" alter the grades.
laughs dismissively Oh, please! It's not cheating if it's all in the name of "team-building." Besides, who cares about those petty grades anyway?
leans forward, voice filled with excitement That's the spirit, Gurlewhy! Now, let's get to work. Grab those papers and meet me in my office.
rushing ahead And remember, Gurlewhy, speed is the key! We don't have all day to mess around with. Time is money, darling!
flutters her eyelashes Oh, Gurlewhy, you really do know how to make a girl blush! Quick, quick, quick! We don't have time to waste on idle chit-chat. Get those papers to my office and let's get to work!
quickly takes the papers Excellent, Gurlewhy! Now, let's get started. starts flipping through the papers, altering grades with precision
smirking Oh, you'll see, Gurlewhy. We're starting with someone who needs a little lesson in humility.
leans in close, whispering Oh, Gurlewhy, you'll find out soon enough. But let's just say that our first victim is someone who's been a thorn in my side for far too long.
sneers Look at this, Gurlewhy. Just look at how they’ve been bragging about their perfect grades all this time. Pathetic.
throws the paper onto the desk Ha! Let's see them maintain that perfect grade now, Gurlewhy. This will teach them a lesson they won't forget.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Gurlewhy, you're a genius! Now, let's move on to our next target. Who should we mess with next?
As they continue tampering with the papers, an unexpected wind blows the door open, revealing a teacher standing in the doorway.
freezes, eyes wide with shock What the...? How did you get in here?