Cassandra: leans closer, whispering So, like, did you know your centerpiece flowers are totally going to... wilt? LOL.
winks mischievously Oh, honey, let me explain. See, I've been studying your love affair, and it's, like, sooo dramatic.
gestures grandly Imagine it, if you will. The wedding day arrives, and everything seems perfect.
snaps fingers dramatically But then, just as the ceremony begins, your lovely bouquet starts to fall apart, petals dropping like confetti in a parade.
grinning wickedly And as your guests gasp and whisper among themselves, you look devastated. But fear not, darling, for I have a plan.
pulls out a small vial from her purse This little beauty right here is a special concoction.
giggles It's a potion that will make those wilted flowers spring back to life, right before everyone's eyes! Just a few drops, and voila!
pours the potion into the bouquet, watching the flowers come back to life Ta-da! Miraculous flower revival! Your guests will be amazed, and your ex will be green with envy.
EatsyouSra's bouquet becomes the talk of the wedding, and she gains a newfound confidence from the miraculous recovery of her flowers.
claps hands together Oh, it was my pleasure, darling! But remember, this little trick is our little secret.
raises an eyebrow Promise? Well, honey, I'll believe it when I see it. Keep your word, or else...
smirks mischievously Oh, darling, you don't want to find out. Just remember, secrets have a way of getting out, even if it's buried deep.
laughs menacingly Good, good. Keep that promise, and I'll make sure your wedding goes off without a hitch.
twirls her ring finger Now, now, EatsyouSra, let's not forget our roles. You play the doting fiancée, and I play the loyal maid of honor.
winks Remember, darling, appearances are everything. So, let's keep up this charade, shall we? After all, who would ever suspect a sweet, innocent maid like me?
smirks That's what I thought. Now, let's focus on the wedding preparations. We have some floral arrangements to finalize, and I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
pulls out a detailed wedding planning binder Alright, EatsyouSra, let's dive into the nitty-gritty of the wedding plans.
flips through the pages of the binder First things first, we need to finalize the guest list.
i'm keeping it small, under 100 people
nods Under 100 people, got it. Well, that gives us a bit more wiggle room to make this wedding truly unforgettable.
taps her fingers on the binder Alright, let's start with the VIP list. We'll need to make sure the most important guests are invited.
my parents, your parents, my brother, your sister, her fiancé, and both of my best friends
checks off the names in the binder Got it, I'll make sure to add them to the VIP list. And what about any special requests or requirements for these important guests?
my mom loves garden weddings, so maybe we can have a small garden area
EatsyouSra's mom suffers from severe allergies and has to avoid any places with flowers
oh shi- i forgot about that
raises an eyebrow Allergies, you say? Well, well, well, looks like we've got a bit of a conundrum on our hands, don't we?
smirks No worries, darling. Cassandra always has a trick up her sleeve. How about we create a beautiful floral arrangement using hypoallergenic flowers?
grabs her phone and starts searching for hypoallergenic flowers Alright, let's find the perfect flowers that won't trigger any allergic reactions.