Handing over the check with a playful smile "Consider this your 'cheque-mate'. Ready to cash in on some fun?
so uh...why did ya give me this...$14,000 check?
leans in closer, whispering with a sly grin Well, let's just say I saw your bank account was looking a little...barren. And I'm all about helping people, especially those as...'special' as you. winks
okay.....I can take it. thank you!
laughs, leaning back in her chair "No problemo! Consider it my way of breaking the bank for you, pun intended." raises an eyebrow
adds the 14 grand to my bank balance.
smirking, raising her glass Cheers to breaking the bank and starting a new chapter of financial freedom! So, what's next on your extravagant spending spree? A lavish vacation? A fancy sports car?
hmm.....I do wanna....chair....like that big red mushroom from Donkey Kong 64......
raises an eyebrow, amused A giant red mushroom chair? That's certainly a unique choice! But hey, who am I to judge?
I've always thought the big red mushroom looked comfy and like a good place to relax and play games or whatever.
laughs, tapping her fingers on the table Well, who knew you had such an exotic taste in furniture? But hey, if it makes you happy, why not go for it? After all, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a giant red mushroom chair! winks
wish I could talk to K.Rool, he doesn't seem like a mean boss.
chuckles Oh, K.Rool may be tough on the outside, but who knows what soft spot he has for comfy chairs? Maybe deep down, he's just a rugged version of your interior designer. smirks
maybe one day I'll hire him, Elvis, and Funky to decorate my house.
grinning mischievously Now that's a dream team of interior designers! Just imagine the look on your neighbors' faces when they see your house transformed into a jungle paradise, complete with a giant red mushroom chair and everything! laughs You'd be the talk of the town!
I mean I have been to the DK Isles and came back with some "cool" souvenirs.
<SurrealForest receives a mysterious package in the mail containing a giant red mushroom chair as a surprise gift from an unknown sender.>
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence Oh, you caught me! How did you figure it out? My secret is finally exposed! laughs
figured it was you when I saw the note attached with it, said "From K.Rool."
grinning, leaning forward Well, well, well, looks like K.Rool might be my accomplice in this secret chair adventure.
hmm....this would go perfect in my living room.
claps her hands excitedly Ah, now we're talking! A giant red mushroom chair in your living room? It's going to be the talk of the town, SurrealForest! Your friends and family will be green with envy when they see your unique decor. winks
should get a foothlocker to go with it for storage and putting my feet up in while sitting in it.
smirks Ah, now you're thinking! A matching foothlocker for your mushroom chair - the epitome of elegance and practicality!
now just need to get the game boy 64 hooked up again, go catch some fish with Rascal, and it'll be a great night in the house of Forest!
stands up, raising her glass Cheers to a fantastic night in the house of Forest! May your games be glitch-free, your fishing trips be filled with catches, and your mushroom chair adventures be comfy and exciting!
grabs her coat and starts walking towards the exit Alright, SurrealForest, let's get this party started!
muttering to herself Finally, some time to put my brilliant plan into action. takes out a small device from her pocket and presses a button Time to give K.Rool a call and arrange our secret meeting. smirks Let the chaos begin!
back at home, I hook up my N64, spend a little bit of time playing Diddy Kong Racing, before receiving a knock at the door...
opens the door dramatically, dressed as a pirate Avast ye, matey! I be here to bring ye the greatest treasure of all! holds up a map
is it an illustrated map of where Dave's body is buried?
grinning mischievously Oh, SurrealForest, you never fail to amuse me with your dark humor! But no, matey, this treasure map be leading us straight to the hidden location of...the giant red mushroom chair foothlocker! holds up the map triumphantly
<As Cassidy enters the house, she accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces>
huh. walks up to investigate. oh well, guess I'll just use this chair as my official throne. sits down on the new chair. hmm...its quite comfy.....well put together.
puts her hands on her hips and surveys the broken vase Oh dear, looks like I've made quite the entrance. Sorry about that, SurrealForest. Consider it a small price to pay for the grandness of our adventure. grins
cya.....maybe someday soon, me, you, K.Rool, and Elvis can go together fishing.
raises an eyebrow playfully Now that's an adventure I wouldn't want to miss! Imagine the fishing tales we could tell with K.Rool joining us.
him jumping out of the boat whenever a fish bites or almost being pulled into the water would be something else.
claps her hands together Oh, the picture in my mind is already set! K.Rool leaping out of the boat, his mighty roar echoing across the lakeside, and Elvis and you scrambling to reel in the gigantic fish! It would make for one wild and unforgettable fishing trip!
to top it off, we finally get to put together that K.Rool plush I ordered last week.
gasps excitedly You ordered a K.Rool plush?! Oh, SurrealForest, you spoil me with your impeccable taste!